View Poll Results: After a shag do you..........

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  • Cuddle and sleep soundly

    25 37.31%

  • Wipe it on the curtains and piss off.

    12 17.91%

  • Curse god for making you a Honda rider and go home to your boyfriend.

    5 7.46%

  • lie there wondering how the fuck to get the fat tart off ya

    10 14.93%

  • Still wonder the true meaning of Bevel drive

    13 19.40%

  • Tell her to piss of and thank god you have a Bassett hound.

    2 2.99%
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  1. 30th June 2010, 20:50 #16
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    Wait 15 mins and give her another go!!

    Oh shit that was a few years ago make that an hour!!!!!!!!!!
    On a Motorcycle you're penetrating distance, right along with the machine!! In a car you're just a spectator, the windshields like a TV!!

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    Theres 3 liars alreadyopps forgot its the interweb,were all full of shite.
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    Anyone done the "donkey punch" and lived to type again ?
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  5. 30th June 2010, 21:15 #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Anyone done the "donkey punch" and lived to type again ?
    I whacked a girl on the back of the head with a spoon during the act once, didn't see her again.
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  6. 30th June 2010, 21:19 #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by GOONR View Post
    I whacked a girl on the back of the head with a spoon during the act once, didn't see her again.
    Close enough,much respect.Cleveland steamer?
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  7. 30th June 2010, 21:19 #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Theres 3 liars already.
    OK two hours then!!!
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  9. 30th June 2010, 21:21 #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Close enough,much respect.Cleveland steamer?
    Nah, can't say I have.
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    make a coffee, finish my beer, or have something to eat. sometimes all 3. sometimes collapse on the bed and curl up. depends on the situation really
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katiepie View Post
    Mental note to self...... Never hook up with another KiwiBiker member if you want a bit of romance!
    Hey there is nothing wrong with a bit of "spooning".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katiepie View Post
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    Cleveland steamers all about sharing,nothing more romantic than sharing.
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