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    Funny motorcycle crash

    Bike accidents aren't funny. People get hurt, people get killed, and nice machines get wrecked. The videos are usually either tragic reminders of how riding can go wrong, or moron squids trying lame stunts and destorying perfectly good machinery. Some clips, however, you can't help but laugh at. Like this one:



    Has anybody else stumbled across any motorcycling comedy-gold like this?

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    Mostly, that's the reason it's not a good idea to pull wheelies ...
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    This one is pretty classic - make sure sound is on for the aftermath!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcaeZ...eature=related

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    Actually this is another personal favourite. So many painful things:

    - Aussie accents
    - A reply of "nice" when he holds the bike at redline for a couple of seconds
    - The fact that it's his dad's bike
    - The fact that it's his dad's car

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Sn2C...eature=related

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    Mostly, that's the reason it's not a good idea to pull wheelies ...
    I call bullshit. Only not a good idea if you aint got the skills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anthrax View Post
    I call bullshit. Only not a good idea if you aint got the skills.
    I aint got the skills, but I am looking to aquire them, on a closed road in an controlled environment of course. My biggest block is my nanaitis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpy1 View Post
    Actually this is another personal favourite. So many painful things:

    - Aussie accents
    - A reply of "nice" when he holds the bike at redline for a couple of seconds
    - The fact that it's his dad's bike
    - The fact that it's his dad's car

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Sn2C...eature=related
    That was funny. What's even funnier is imagining what dad is going to say

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    Quote Originally Posted by wysper View Post
    I aint got the skills, but I am looking to aquire them, on a closed road in an controlled environment of course. My biggest block is my nanaitis.
    Yes there is a time and a place for wheelies and that's not in the middle of town. Way out in the back blocks is better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anthrax View Post
    I call bullshit. Only not a good idea if you aint got the skills.
    Yeah .. which most average riders don't ... I've waved the front wheel in the air a few times ... it's mostly posey crap ... but hey, it's fun posey crap ... it actually slows you down ... as we all know ... as the power to lift and hold the bike is taken away from the power pushing you forward ..
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    Yeah .. which most average riders don't ... I've waved the front wheel in the air a few times ... it's mostly posey crap ... but hey, it's fun posey crap ... it actually slows you down ... as we all know ... as the power to lift and hold the bike is taken away from the power pushing you forward ..
    Excellent. I now have an answer for being unwilling to wheelie my bike. Thank you.

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    "Your talent determines what you can do. Your motivation determines how much you are willing to do. Your attitude determines how well you do it."
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    Quote Originally Posted by wysper View Post
    I aint got the skills, but I am looking to aquire them, on a closed road in an controlled environment of course. My biggest block is my nanaitis.
    Practice ya wheelies going uphill first mate. Much easier.

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    unfortunately, a member on here...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE4fG...layer_embedded
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    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
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    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theblackstig View Post
    Wow. I'm not sure why someone would upload that to youtube? It's like publicly stating "I am unable to judge speed and distance, and don't really look around much while riding"

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpy1 View Post
    Wow. I'm not sure why someone would upload that to youtube? It's like publicly stating "I am unable to judge speed and distance, and don't really look around much while riding"
    oh, it gets funnier.

    this is his thread
    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...-nuh-uh!/page3
    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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