HD rider needs mental health help. Urgent!

[Mom]

It would seem .... only the Honda started ....

I offered up the Yay-Maha for her to ride, but she refused and wanted the Honda

[FJRider]

I offered up the Yay-Maha for her to ride, but she refused and wanted the Honda

And I thought the girl had taste ....

[MadDuck]

And I thought the girl had taste ....

I could NEVER take a womans ride

[FJRider]

I could NEVER take a womans ride

I guess thats the difference between you and me ... when a woman offers me a ride (if you know what I mean) ... who am I to refuse

[merv]

I just wont be able to sleep anytime soon......

Not only did the Harley decide not to go today...BUT....OMG is a bloody big BUT. This Harley rider had to get a pillion ride home on a Honda.

How will I ever recover ?

Easy, sell the Harley, buy a Honda - job done - recovery complete

[LBD]

Easy, sell the Harley, buy a Honda - job done - recovery complete

Then there is the Harley reliability Claim....."65 % of all Harley Davidsons ever built are still on the road...."

I beleive the remaining 35% made it home...

[Insanity_rules]

Was there a 'brokeback' moment?
And did you learn the secret Honda hand gesture?
May the gayness be with you...

Shhhh Mark, non Honda owners aren't supposed to know about the Honda Handshake!

[Banditbandit]

I just wont be able to sleep anytime soon......

Not only did the Harley decide not to go today...BUT....OMG is a bloody big BUT. This Harley rider had to get a pillion ride home on a Honda.

How will I ever recover ?

So .. another Harley dies ... AND ???

It's not like they are any good to ride ... slow as, scrap the foot boards at 30ks ... sore back and arms from the riding position - crap balance feet forwards ...

You can pose on a dead Harley just as easily as a runnin' one - just push it to the nearest coffee shop and sit back sipping the latte and feeling cool .. what's the difference ?

[MadDuck]

So .. another Harley dies ... AND ???

It's not like they are any good to ride ... slow as, scrap the foot boards at 30ks ... sore back and arms from the riding position - crap balance feet forwards ...

You can pose on a dead Harley just as easily as a runnin' one - just push it to the nearest coffee shop and sit back sipping the latte and feeling cool .. what's the difference ?

Thank you for sharing. Forget to take your happy pill this morning?

[Banditbandit]

Thank you for sharing. Forget to take your happy pill this morning?

Naa .. just do't like Harleys ... they get in the way on the road ... all over the place in corners ... hard to sit behind and difficult to pass 'cept on a straight 'cause you never know where the bloody tractors are going to end up .. and they're bloody noisey lumps .. used to like the sound ... now I think Shut the Fuck Up ...

[Rogue Rider]

Bro, thats tough, I'd rather ride a sheep than a Honda lol........ Thats why I ride a Triumph as well as a Harley.
In saying that, My Harley's have never let me down before, and they are all like Moses at the Red Sea, when I come, the traffic parts to make way for the king!

[nallac]

now I think Shut the Fuck Up ...

its what we think as well...but not about the Harley sound.

[6ft5]

Bro, thats tough, I'd rather ride a sheep than a Honda lol........ Thats why I ride a Triumph as well as a Harley.
In saying that, My Harley's have never let me down before, and they are all like Moses at the Red Sea, when I come, the traffic parts to make way for the king!

Interesting banter here, perhaps all jealous they can't afford to buy and ride a Harley. As for the uncomfortableness, I 'd like to see u do a ride from Auckland to Wellington in a day on your sports bike and get off feeling fit, Honda or not. Yes the banking is not that great or the acceleration but i don't have to stop every 5 min because my arse is turning blue because of the hard setup.
I enjoy my Harley and yes people make way when they see the big headlight with the passing light comin up because the king is comin thru!!!!

Roadking for ever

[The Stranger:Me]

HD rider needs mental health help. Urgent!

What??
No!!!
Surely not

[Shadows]

I just wont be able to sleep anytime soon......

Not only did the Harley decide not to go today...BUT....OMG is a bloody big BUT. This Harley rider had to get a pillion ride home on a Honda.

How will I ever recover ?

I know how you feel, and mate, it does get better.

I hate to cast doubt on my sexual orientation by admitting it... but here goes... although my last three bikes have been H-D, prior to that I owned five Hondas in a row.

You see, it's true that there's always somebody worse off than you are.

It's a long road mate, sometimes you think that you'll never recover, but believe me, there is light at the end of the tunnel. Actually I think I'm a stronger person for having been through the trauma.

As an aside - I've never had an H-D break down on me. As for those bloody Hondas.... thank fuck I had a car as well!