News - An eel swam up a Chinese man's ass

**EJK** · 4th August 2010, 12:16

http://news.msn.co.nz/article/793966...mongers-bottom

Whoah

**phill-k** · 4th August 2010, 12:21

yes but did they eat the eel afterwards

**mashman** · 4th August 2010, 12:23

lol, lucky it wasn't an electric eel...

**Big Dave** · 4th August 2010, 12:29

Eel = Oriental Gerbil.

Just sayin'.

**EJK** · 4th August 2010, 12:29

Originally Posted by mashman

lol, lucky it wasn't an electric eel...

Still, I bet he was "shocked"

**nudemetalz** · 4th August 2010, 12:34

"Eel" not be eating that one....

**DMNTD:Me** · 4th August 2010, 12:36

ror!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**PrincessBandit** · 4th August 2010, 12:44

Between willy fish and dark tunnel eels I think you blokes better stay clear of the water!!!!!

Must've been a pretty small slim eel to work it's way in there (unless he'd been indulging in other activities first) otherwise surely he'd have been able to stop it from working its way right in?? And if a small eel can do that much damage just think what an angry gerbil could do.....

**EJK** · 4th August 2010, 12:46

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

Between willy fish and dark tunnel eels I think you blokes better stay clear of the water!!!!!

I think women should stay even clearer of the water!!!!!

That much damage done to a man, imagine what it can do to women.

**Laava** · 4th August 2010, 13:11

Could have been worse!

**aprilia_RS250** · 4th August 2010, 13:31

If you had to make a choice would it be the..... The Candiru (Amazonian Catfish) which crawls up the Chinese eye and lodges it self inside your urethra when you're taking a slash or the ring penetrating eel.