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    Questions you've never had an answer to.

    What the fuck was that waxy type toilet paper that you used to find in camping grounds all about?

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    Not very absorbant, granted - but no dreaded "finger through"...
    Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)

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    Why do the Flintstones have Xmas parties; yet they were born 2000 BC??

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    Why is Katman trying to save me from myself?

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    Why is belly-button fluff always blue?
    Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)

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    why does my finger smell like poo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    Why is belly-button fluff always blue?
    Mine always black.

    No doubt due to my habit of wearing black t-shirts.

    and it smells like toes.

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    If the universe is constantly expanding, what is beyond the universe?

    What makes *me* me?

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    How does ones anus know the difference between a fart and a turd.
    ie, you can sneak a fart out without risking a shovel full filling ya muckers, usually

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    I never knew the word 'Waxy' was a real word till it got used against me in a game of scrabble.
    I had to check it out at a book store the very next morning...

    Then, I started seeing it everywhere, you can even get Waxy potatoes FFS.

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    Why can't chocolate marshmellow fish swim?

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    Why is it I never find any pot inside a pot hole?. Am I just too slow?.

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    Why isn't phonetic?
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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    Why cant a Rhodes Scholar fix those bloody tar snakes things?

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    Why is it that when I mini-puke in my mouth, I feel the need to tell someone?
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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