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  1. #16
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    Sunday Morning
    Tea in bed
    Need a ride
    Clear my head...

    Kids watching TV
    Partner on the phone
    Heading to the garage
    Time to hit 'the zone'

    The Zone was great
    But like this thread
    It won't be long
    Before I'm dead.

    It's cold outside
    and a little gray
    looks like this weather
    is here to stay

    Forget the rain
    I'm on my bike
    The winding road
    Is what I like

    I get my knee
    nice and low
    sparks will fly
    all day long

    Winding through the corner
    Twisting on the gas
    Let's hope the coppers
    doesn't catch my ass

    My knee is low
    The corner's tight
    The road is wet
    HELP (big fright)

    heart's hitting redline
    bike's on a slide
    drifting like its speedway
    but I right it just in time

    but just as i relax
    the bike takes a leap
    i flew over a ditch
    into eternal sleep

    And then I wake
    With a mighty scream
    But I'm safe in bed
    It was all a dream

    Twist the throttle
    Give it some gas
    Don't be a nana
    But don't be an ass

    Righto, that's it!
    I lie to the wife
    "Going to the shops"
    Ride of my life

    Wind in my face
    (bugs in my teeth)
    I feel like I am flying
    despite the rushing ground beneath

    Katman's ahead
    (Boring old fart)
    Give it the ginger
    And flip him the finger
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Poems should rhyme
    But I don't care
    I've got 2 bikes
    With regos on hold
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Sunday Morning
    Tea in bed
    Need a ride
    Clear my head...

    Kids watching TV
    Partner on the phone
    Heading to the garage
    Time to hit 'the zone'

    The Zone was great
    But like this thread
    It won't be long
    Before I'm dead.

    It's cold outside
    and a little gray
    looks like this weather
    is here to stay

    Forget the rain
    I'm on my bike
    The winding road
    Is what I like

    I get my knee
    nice and low
    sparks will fly
    all day long

    Winding through the corner
    Twisting on the gas
    Let's hope the coppers
    doesn't catch my ass

    My knee is low
    The corner's tight
    The road is wet
    HELP (big fright)

    heart's hitting redline
    bike's on a slide
    drifting like its speedway
    but I right it just in time

    but just as i relax
    the bike takes a leap
    i flew over a ditch
    into eternal sleep

    And then I wake
    With a mighty scream
    But I'm safe in bed
    It was all a dream

    Twist the throttle
    Give it some gas
    Don't be a nana
    But don't be an ass

    Righto, that's it!
    I lie to the wife
    "Going to the shops"
    Ride of my life

    Wind in my face
    (bugs in my teeth)
    I feel like I am flying
    despite the rushing ground beneath

    Katman's ahead
    (Boring old fart)
    Give it the ginger
    And flip him the finger

    cop pulls me over
    to give me a ticket
    i politely tell him
    where he can stick it
    ***** POLITICIANS *****
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    Sunday Morning
    Tea in bed
    Need a ride
    Clear my head...

    Kids watching TV
    Partner on the phone
    Heading to the garage
    Time to hit 'the zone'

    The Zone was great
    But like this thread
    It won't be long
    Before I'm dead.

    It's cold outside
    and a little gray
    looks like this weather
    is here to stay

    Forget the rain
    I'm on my bike
    The winding road
    Is what I like

    I get my knee
    nice and low
    sparks will fly
    all day long

    Winding through the corner
    Twisting on the gas
    Let's hope the coppers
    doesn't catch my ass

    My knee is low
    The corner's tight
    The road is wet
    HELP (big fright)

    heart's hitting redline
    bike's on a slide
    drifting like its speedway
    but I right it just in time

    but just as i relax
    the bike takes a leap
    i flew over a ditch
    into eternal sleep

    And then I wake
    With a mighty scream
    But I'm safe in bed
    It was all a dream

    Twist the throttle
    Give it some gas
    Don't be a nana
    But don't be an ass

    Righto, that's it!
    I lie to the wife
    "Going to the shops"
    Ride of my life

    Wind in my face
    (bugs in my teeth)
    I feel like I am flying
    despite the rushing ground beneath

    Katman's ahead
    (Boring old fart)
    Give it the ginger
    And flip him the finger

    cop pulls me over
    to give me a ticket
    i politely tell him
    where he can stick it

    Cop gets all shitty
    He's real hard to please
    Next thing I know
    He's taken my KEYS!
    . “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis

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    Sunday Morning
    Tea in bed
    Need a ride
    Clear my head...

    Kids watching TV
    Partner on the phone
    Heading to the garage
    Time to hit 'the zone'

    The Zone was great
    But like this thread
    It won't be long
    Before I'm dead.

    It's cold outside
    and a little gray
    looks like this weather
    is here to stay

    Forget the rain
    I'm on my bike
    The winding road
    Is what I like

    I get my knee
    nice and low
    sparks will fly
    all day long

    Winding through the corner
    Twisting on the gas
    Let's hope the coppers
    doesn't catch my ass

    My knee is low
    The corner's tight
    The road is wet
    HELP (big fright)

    heart's hitting redline
    bike's on a slide
    drifting like its speedway
    but I right it just in time

    but just as i relax
    the bike takes a leap
    i flew over a ditch
    into eternal sleep

    And then I wake
    With a mighty scream
    But I'm safe in bed
    It was all a dream

    Twist the throttle
    Give it some gas
    Don't be a nana
    But don't be an ass

    Righto, that's it!
    I lie to the wife
    "Going to the shops"
    Ride of my life

    Wind in my face
    (bugs in my teeth)
    I feel like I am flying
    despite the rushing ground beneath

    Katman's ahead
    (Boring old fart)
    Give it the ginger
    And flip him the finger

    cop pulls me over
    to give me a ticket
    i politely tell him
    where he can stick it

    Cop gets all shitty
    He's real hard to please
    Next thing I know
    He's taken my KEYS!

    Just as well Ive got padded Knees.

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    One advantage it is said
    Has those of the fairer sex
    In addition to jubblies
    Is no gag reflex
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    The inaneness of this thread did gave
    Excuse to move to rant and rave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    The inaneness of this thread did gave
    An excuse to move to rant and rave.
    Inaneness? Perhaps inanity
    (Turn 'gave' to 'give' for sanity)
    Did mean words hurt your vanity?
    Wasn't even a profanity!

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    Sunday Morning
    Tea in bed
    Need a ride
    Clear my head...

    Kids watching TV
    Partner on the phone
    Heading to the garage
    Time to hit 'the zone'

    The Zone was great
    But like this thread
    It won't be long
    Before I'm dead.

    It's cold outside
    and a little gray
    looks like this weather
    is here to stay

    Forget the rain
    I'm on my bike
    The winding road
    Is what I like

    I get my knee
    nice and low
    sparks will fly
    all day long

    Winding through the corner
    Twisting on the gas
    Let's hope the coppers
    doesn't catch my ass

    My knee is low
    The corner's tight
    The road is wet
    HELP (big fright)

    heart's hitting redline
    bike's on a slide
    drifting like its speedway
    but I right it just in time

    but just as i relax
    the bike takes a leap
    i flew over a ditch
    into eternal sleep

    And then I wake
    With a mighty scream
    But I'm safe in bed
    It was all a dream

    Twist the throttle
    Give it some gas
    Don't be a nana
    But don't be an ass

    Righto, that's it!
    I lie to the wife
    "Going to the shops"
    Ride of my life

    Wind in my face
    (bugs in my teeth)
    I feel like I am flying
    despite the rushing ground beneath

    Katman's ahead
    (Boring old fart)
    Give it the ginger
    And flip him the finger

    cop pulls me over
    to give me a ticket
    i politely tell him
    where he can stick it

    Cop gets all shitty
    He's real hard to please
    Next thing I know
    He's taken my KEYS!

    No problem but...
    and I didn't care
    As soon as he left
    I got out my spare
    How a man wins shows much of his character....How he loses shows all of it!!"
    Knute Rockne

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    Sunday Morning
    Tea in bed
    Need a ride
    Clear my head...

    Kids watching TV
    Partner on the phone
    Heading to the garage
    Time to hit 'the zone'

    The Zone was great
    But like this thread
    It won't be long
    Before I'm dead.

    It's cold outside
    and a little gray
    looks like this weather
    is here to stay

    Forget the rain
    I'm on my bike
    The winding road
    Is what I like

    I get my knee
    nice and low
    sparks will fly
    all day long

    Winding through the corner
    Twisting on the gas
    Let's hope the coppers
    doesn't catch my ass

    My knee is low
    The corner's tight
    The road is wet
    HELP (big fright)

    heart's hitting redline
    bike's on a slide
    drifting like its speedway
    but I right it just in time

    but just as i relax
    the bike takes a leap
    i flew over a ditch
    into eternal sleep

    And then I wake
    With a mighty scream
    But I'm safe in bed
    It was all a dream

    Twist the throttle
    Give it some gas
    Don't be a nana
    But don't be an ass

    Righto, that's it!
    I lie to the wife
    "Going to the shops"
    Ride of my life

    Wind in my face
    (bugs in my teeth)
    I feel like I am flying
    despite the rushing ground beneath

    Katman's ahead
    (Boring old fart)
    Give it the ginger
    And flip him the finger

    cop pulls me over
    to give me a ticket
    i politely tell him
    where he can stick it

    Cop gets all shitty
    He's real hard to please
    Next thing I know
    He's taken my KEYS!

    No problem but...
    and I didn't care
    As soon as he left
    I got out my spare

    I kick it to life
    And grab 1st gear
    Whoops, here comes the Wife
    I'm outta here!
    "If you haven't grown up by the time you turn 50, you don't have to!"

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    Sunday Morning
    Tea in bed
    Need a ride
    Clear my head...

    Kids watching TV
    Partner on the phone
    Heading to the garage
    Time to hit 'the zone'

    The Zone was great
    But like this thread
    It won't be long
    Before I'm dead.

    It's cold outside
    and a little gray
    looks like this weather
    is here to stay

    Forget the rain
    I'm on my bike
    The winding road
    Is what I like

    I get my knee
    nice and low
    sparks will fly
    all day long

    Winding through the corner
    Twisting on the gas
    Let's hope the coppers
    doesn't catch my ass

    My knee is low
    The corner's tight
    The road is wet
    HELP (big fright)

    heart's hitting redline
    bike's on a slide
    drifting like its speedway
    but I right it just in time

    but just as i relax
    the bike takes a leap
    i flew over a ditch
    into eternal sleep

    And then I wake
    With a mighty scream
    But I'm safe in bed
    It was all a dream

    Twist the throttle
    Give it some gas
    Don't be a nana
    But don't be an ass

    Righto, that's it!
    I lie to the wife
    "Going to the shops"
    Ride of my life

    Wind in my face
    (bugs in my teeth)
    I feel like I am flying
    despite the rushing ground beneath

    Katman's ahead
    (Boring old fart)
    Give it the ginger
    And flip him the finger

    cop pulls me over
    to give me a ticket
    i politely tell him
    where he can stick it

    Cop gets all shitty
    He's real hard to please
    Next thing I know
    He's taken my KEYS!

    No problem but...
    and I didn't care
    As soon as he left
    I got out my spare

    I kick it to life
    And grab 1st gear
    Whoops, here comes the Wife
    I'm outta here!

    The wifes on the Kawa
    At home she knits
    Why did I marry her ?
    Because of her tits

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    Sunday Morning
    Tea in bed
    Need a ride
    Clear my head...

    Kids watching TV
    Partner on the phone
    Heading to the garage
    Time to hit 'the zone'

    The Zone was great
    But like this thread
    It won't be long
    Before I'm dead.

    It's cold outside
    and a little gray
    looks like this weather
    is here to stay

    Forget the rain
    I'm on my bike
    The winding road
    Is what I like

    I get my knee
    nice and low
    sparks will fly
    all day long

    Winding through the corner
    Twisting on the gas
    Let's hope the coppers
    doesn't catch my ass

    My knee is low
    The corner's tight
    The road is wet
    HELP (big fright)

    heart's hitting redline
    bike's on a slide
    drifting like its speedway
    but I right it just in time

    but just as i relax
    the bike takes a leap
    i flew over a ditch
    into eternal sleep

    And then I wake
    With a mighty scream
    But I'm safe in bed
    It was all a dream

    Twist the throttle
    Give it some gas
    Don't be a nana
    But don't be an ass

    Righto, that's it!
    I lie to the wife
    "Going to the shops"
    Ride of my life

    Wind in my face
    (bugs in my teeth)
    I feel like I am flying
    despite the rushing ground beneath

    Katman's ahead
    (Boring old fart)
    Give it the ginger
    And flip him the finger

    cop pulls me over
    to give me a ticket
    i politely tell him
    where he can stick it

    Cop gets all shitty
    He's real hard to please
    Next thing I know
    He's taken my KEYS!

    No problem but...
    and I didn't care
    As soon as he left
    I got out my spare

    I kick it to life
    And grab 1st gear
    Whoops, here comes the Wife
    I'm outta here!

    The wifes on the Kawa
    At home she knits
    Why did I marry her ?
    Because of her tits

    but now shes old
    and her tits swing low
    i prefer to ride my bike
    and go man go
    ***** POLITICIANS *****
    People Of Little Integrity Thieving Innocent Citizens Incomes And Need Shooting

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    Sunday Morning
    Tea in bed
    Need a ride
    Clear my head...

    Kids watching TV
    Partner on the phone
    Heading to the garage
    Time to hit 'the zone'

    The Zone was great
    But like this thread
    It won't be long
    Before I'm dead.

    It's cold outside
    and a little gray
    looks like this weather
    is here to stay

    Forget the rain
    I'm on my bike
    The winding road
    Is what I like

    I get my knee
    nice and low
    sparks will fly
    all day long

    Winding through the corner
    Twisting on the gas
    Let's hope the coppers
    doesn't catch my ass

    My knee is low
    The corner's tight
    The road is wet
    HELP (big fright)

    heart's hitting redline
    bike's on a slide
    drifting like its speedway
    but I right it just in time

    but just as i relax
    the bike takes a leap
    i flew over a ditch
    into eternal sleep

    And then I wake
    With a mighty scream
    But I'm safe in bed
    It was all a dream

    Twist the throttle
    Give it some gas
    Don't be a nana
    But don't be an ass

    Righto, that's it!
    I lie to the wife
    "Going to the shops"
    Ride of my life

    Wind in my face
    (bugs in my teeth)
    I feel like I am flying
    despite the rushing ground beneath

    Katman's ahead
    (Boring old fart)
    Give it the ginger
    And flip him the finger

    cop pulls me over
    to give me a ticket
    i politely tell him
    where he can stick it

    Cop gets all shitty
    He's real hard to please
    Next thing I know
    He's taken my KEYS!

    No problem but...
    and I didn't care
    As soon as he left
    I got out my spare

    I kick it to life
    And grab 1st gear
    Whoops, here comes the Wife
    I'm outta here!

    The wifes on the Kawa
    At home she knits
    Why did I marry her ?
    Because of her tits

    but now shes old
    and her tits swing low
    i prefer to ride my bike
    and go man go

    she may be saggy
    but my guts hangs down
    and she passes me on her 'zaki
    with the front wheel off the ground

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    poem

    Sunday Morning
    Tea in bed
    Need a ride
    Clear my head...

    Kids watching TV
    Partner on the phone
    Heading to the garage
    Time to hit 'the zone'

    The Zone was great
    But like this thread
    It won't be long
    Before I'm dead.

    It's cold outside
    and a little gray
    looks like this weather
    is here to stay

    Forget the rain
    I'm on my bike
    The winding road
    Is what I like

    I get my knee
    nice and low
    sparks will fly
    all day long

    Winding through the corner
    Twisting on the gas
    Let's hope the coppers
    doesn't catch my ass

    My knee is low
    The corner's tight
    The road is wet
    HELP (big fright)

    heart's hitting redline
    bike's on a slide
    drifting like its speedway
    but I right it just in time

    but just as i relax
    the bike takes a leap
    i flew over a ditch
    into eternal sleep

    And then I wake
    With a mighty scream
    But I'm safe in bed
    It was all a dream

    Twist the throttle
    Give it some gas
    Don't be a nana
    But don't be an ass

    Righto, that's it!
    I lie to the wife
    "Going to the shops"
    Ride of my life

    Wind in my face
    (bugs in my teeth)
    I feel like I am flying
    despite the rushing ground beneath

    Katman's ahead
    (Boring old fart)
    Give it the ginger
    And flip him the finger

    cop pulls me over
    to give me a ticket
    i politely tell him
    where he can stick it

    Cop gets all shitty
    He's real hard to please
    Next thing I know
    He's taken my KEYS!

    No problem but...
    and I didn't care
    As soon as he left
    I got out my spare

    I kick it to life
    And grab 1st gear
    Whoops, here comes the Wife
    I'm outta here!

    The wifes on the Kawa
    At home she knits
    Why did I marry her ?
    Because of her tits

    but now shes old
    and her tits swing low
    i prefer to ride my bike
    and go man go

    she may be saggy
    but my guts hangs down
    and she passes me on her 'zaki
    with the front wheel off the ground

    Man she’s quick
    Quicker than me
    She floats like a butterfly,
    stings like a bee
    Stuff everything...I've always got my bike.

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    Sunday Morning
    Tea in bed
    Need a ride
    Clear my head...

    Kids watching TV
    Partner on the phone
    Heading to the garage
    Time to hit 'the zone'

    The Zone was great
    But like this thread
    It won't be long
    Before I'm dead.

    It's cold outside
    and a little gray
    looks like this weather
    is here to stay

    Forget the rain
    I'm on my bike
    The winding road
    Is what I like

    I get my knee
    nice and low
    sparks will fly
    all day long

    Winding through the corner
    Twisting on the gas
    Let's hope the coppers
    doesn't catch my ass

    My knee is low
    The corner's tight
    The road is wet
    HELP (big fright)

    heart's hitting redline
    bike's on a slide
    drifting like its speedway
    but I right it just in time

    but just as i relax
    the bike takes a leap
    i flew over a ditch
    into eternal sleep

    And then I wake
    With a mighty scream
    But I'm safe in bed
    It was all a dream

    Twist the throttle
    Give it some gas
    Don't be a nana
    But don't be an ass

    Righto, that's it!
    I lie to the wife
    "Going to the shops"
    Ride of my life

    Wind in my face
    (bugs in my teeth)
    I feel like I am flying
    despite the rushing ground beneath

    Katman's ahead
    (Boring old fart)
    Give it the ginger
    And flip him the finger

    cop pulls me over
    to give me a ticket
    i politely tell him
    where he can stick it

    Cop gets all shitty
    He's real hard to please
    Next thing I know
    He's taken my KEYS!

    No problem but...
    and I didn't care
    As soon as he left
    I got out my spare

    I kick it to life
    And grab 1st gear
    Whoops, here comes the Wife
    I'm outta here!

    The wifes on the Kawa
    At home she knits
    Why did I marry her ?
    Because of her tits

    but now shes old
    and her tits swing low
    i prefer to ride my bike
    and go man go

    she may be saggy
    but my guts hangs down
    and she passes me on her 'zaki
    with the front wheel off the ground

    Man she’s quick
    Quicker than me
    She floats like a butterfly,
    stings like a bee

    It's off to the shop
    Trade in the wife
    For a new Ninja 14
    It's now a much better life
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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