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    Is that with or without Viagra!

    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    I could lol all day long.
    I like watching bloopers, it reminds me of some of the poor decision making abilities of riders in some places.
    In all of those instances there are some things that raise eyebrows. Needless to say, there are some dumbass's out there.

    Still I like how you keep raising a point that shows you inapt ability to comprehend the reasoning of logic to the endemic parallels of the human psyche to push the envelope. This is why Xtreme sports, MotoX, and Super cross exist, not to mention sports like track racing, and heaven forbid the Isle of Man......

    All I can convey is dismay and sadness to your reclining chair position to criticize people having fun. You should join the Police Force, you would be good like that, you wouldn't have to worry about anything changing cause everyone has mostly an immense dislike for popo too lol.


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    And the award for biggest Noob goes too!
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    I am freindly really, I only bite when provoked

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    Would you like a set of steak knives with that?








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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    But wait, there's more.
    For every crash clip you can show us...I can show you a good/safe one. So fucking what?

    If you were a total safety freak...you wouldn't ride a motorcycle. So give the anti wheelie shit a rest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    If you were a total safety freak...you wouldn't ride a motorcycle. So give the anti wheelie shit a rest.
    Yeah, you lot can stroke each others cocks all you like.

    I'm outta here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Yeah, I like to stroke my cock alot so
    I'm outta here.
    Okay then you enjoy that


    you hvwe confirmed at least that you aint a biker, a chronic masterbater, but no biker thats for sure

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Yeah, you lot can stroke each others cocks all you like.

    I'm outta here.
    Why even bother showing up?
    Built for speed, not for comfort

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    Bald as well as safe, thats Ironic.

    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Yeah, you lot can stroke each others cocks all you like.

    I'm outta here.
    Bald, and a flaccid penis, how very interesting. I understand the pedaphylic statement earlier now, you were underscored on a penis measuring competition.....
    Sorry to dissapoint, this isn't an ego post, its a motorcycle forum, where motorcyclists discuss the things that interest and motivate them.
    We are all well aware of the risks of riding, though we choose to ride to enjoy what time we have. Some choose to go out in a blaze of glory, thats their choice not yours. Perhaps you would be better off in a retirement village in the round room where nothing can harm you.
    I have had more friends die of a bee stings and cage crashes than wheelies.

    I prescribe a teaspoon of cement twice daily for a week so you can harden up a bit.
    I am freindly really, I only bite when provoked

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogue Rider View Post
    There is danger in anything, to bending over to pick up a bag of cement. One must calculate the risk, and ascertain whether they want to perform the task they are intending.
    I always check for homos prior to bending over - you just can't trust them and often they look like normal men.

    Play it safe - upgrade your Gaydar.

    Especially if you like wheelies - in the event you fall off doing one, they could pounce on you while you lie face down on the ground.

    Motorcycling can be dangerous. Stay vigilant out there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Yeah, you lot can stroke each others cocks all you like.

    I'm outta here.
    While the Kats a way the mice will wheelie!



    I could do this all day...
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    lol @ Katman!.....just sell ya bike & be done with it, you'll be a happier man for it!
    Fook Yeah!...Me Got DRZ400sm Now!

    & still can't spell for shit!

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    Sorry but I LOVE the bike gettng run over clip...awesome!!!

    Is that wrong?

    Point though, if your gonna play, wear armour, get a steering damper worth shit and smile and wave...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogue Rider View Post
    I used to wheelie all the way up fire breaks in the Marlborough sounds
    OH how I miss those days....I learnt riding out the Moutere on the Firebreaks...was so much fun, would play all day long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    I'm outta here.
    Miss you already!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogue Rider View Post
    Still I like how you keep raising a point that shows you inapt ability to comprehend the reasoning of logic to the endemic parallels of the human psyche to push the envelope.
    You do realise that just trying to squeeze as many words into one sentence doesn't do anything to make you sound more intelligent, don't you?

    Especially when you can't even use the correct words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    You do realise that just trying to squeeze as many words into one sentence doesn't do anything to make you sound more intelligent, don't you?

    Especially when you can't even use the correct words.
    I thought you were out of here?

    Knew it was too good to be true.
    White Trash Pearls of Wisdom #2654 - Refering to yourself in the 3rd person: The only thing gayer, would be being caught handcuffed around a public toilet bowl, an apple stuffed in your mouth and George Michael administering an epic caneing to your exposed cheeks while Boy George documents the event on a handicam.

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