Optimus Prime vs. Jesus Christ

[Bren]

oh fuck off

and why should I do that????

Have you nothing useful to contribute to this thread or are you just going to curse at others who have something useful to say?
If ya aint got anything worthwhile to say then dont say anything at all!!!

[Slyer]

and why should I do that????

Have you nothing useful to contribute to this thread or are you just going to curse at others who have something useful to say?
If ya aint got anything worthwhile to say then dont say anything at all!!!

Also a worthless post.
Almost as worthless as this one.

PD?

[Usarka]

Saved.

[NZsarge]

Saved.

Bling sent!

[marty]

and why should I do that????

Have you nothing useful to contribute to this thread or are you just going to curse at others who have something useful to say?
If ya aint got anything worthwhile to say then dont say anything at all!!!

says the man with the 'give a fuck-o-meter' avatar

[Slyer]

says the man with the 'give a fuck-o-meter' avatar

I laugh at the irony every time.

[thecharmed01]

This cracked me up, thanks!

[tri boy]

If ya aint got anything worthwhile to say then dont say anything at all!!!

Thumper, is that you?
Bamby's mum got shot by the hunters. Go to the fresh grass near the glade.

[BoristheBiter]

and why should I do that????

Have you nothing useful to contribute to this thread or are you just going to curse at others who have something useful to say?
If ya aint got anything worthwhile to say then dont say anything at all!!!

Im' sorry i was led to belive that this is one of the KB ten comanments;

Thou shall talk bollocks and curse those who disagree.

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

Yes, but odds are Prime is up on the movie stakes.

Actually debatable...

Since Prime is only a CGI character or an actor... and not the real Prime... 2 movies, and cartoon movie and a couple of TV series...

Movies about Jesus and his life are far more numerous than that and have been made since the beging of film making world wide...

[rustyrobot]

Actually debatable...

Since Prime is only a CGI character or an actor... and not the real Prime

Well, I really do hate to break it to you, but it's not the REAL Jesus in those movies.

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

Well, I really do hate to break it to you, but it's not the REAL Jesus in those movies.

And its not the real Prime either...

Life of Brian,.. funny movie...

[rustyrobot]

I figure that those Jesus movies probably haven't screened in China or been popular in India. Transformers on the other hand. Either way it would be hard to measure huh. And I guess there has been jesus propaganda since film began.

[FlangMasterJ]

Better chance of Optimus saving me than Jebus.


This guy is class:
http://www.27bslash6.com/easter.html

"If I too knew some guy that had been killed and placed inside a cave with a rock in front of it and I visited the cave to find the rock moved and his body gone, the only logical assumption would be that he had risen from the dead and is the son of God."

[Banditbandit]

and why should I do that????

Have you nothing useful to contribute to this thread or are you just going to curse at others who have something useful to say?
If ya aint got anything worthwhile to say then dont say anything at all!!!

Worthwhile to say ??? And here I thought I was reading a thread in jokes and humour ...

God looks down on the world and sees that things are not as they should be. He decides that the world needs a few rules to live by otherwise it's going to degenerate into total anarchy.

He flies down and lands on a small mountain in India. A holy man climbs the mountain and sits beside him and says "You're God aren't you?"

God agrees that's who he is.

"Haven't seen you for a while, what do you want this time?" the holy man asks

"Well," says God, "I see that the world is not in the state I intended it to be, so I have a few Commandments to make things better."

"What are commandments?" asks the Indian holy man.

"They're rules to live by," replies God.

"Well sorry," says the holy man, "we don't want any of those. Don't you know rules are just contrusts of the mind?"

God feels a little down, so he floats on over to China and settles down on a mountain top to think. A Chinese holy man climbs the mountain and sits beside him and says "You're God aren't you? Haven't seen you for a while, what do you want this time?" the holy man asks

"Well," says God, "I see that the world is not in the state I intended it to be, so I have a few Commandments to make things better."

"Oh no, we don't need commandments," says the holy man. "We've created our own ways of living thank you very much."

God's feeling really depressed now, so he flies oer to the Middle East and settles down on a barren mountain to brood.

Up the mountain comes a little Jewish shepherd and sits down.

"Nice view," says the shepherd. God agrees.

"Who are you?" asks the shepherd. "I've never seen you here before."

"Im God," comes the reply.

"Well, you don't look very happy about that," says the shepherd. "What's the matter?"

God replies; "Well, the world is in a pretty bad way, so I have some commandments to try to make things better."

"What are commandments?" asks the shepherd.

"They're rules to live by," replies GOd.

"Oh, says the shepherd. "How much are they?"

"They're free," replies God.

"GREAT," says the shepherd. "I'll take ten ..."