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    Who needs safety gear?

    When you're a mother effin ninja!


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    Ninja biker flips to his feet after being slammed by truck

    This accident could have either been the most gruesome thing we've ever seen, or the most spectacularly awesome. Luckily for both us and one incredibly agile biker, it was the latter. Getting hit by a car never looked so good.

    This gent is either some sort of unbelievable acrobat, or just dumb lucky. Either way, he managed to get blindsided by a car while on his puny bike and cartwheel gracefully to his feet. Did it even hurt? Did he even notice? A ninja never tells.

    http://gizmodo.com/5669016/ninja-bik...ammed-by-truck
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    1) The biker slammed the truck not the other way round.

    2) That aint a truck!!

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    i did that years ago, supermanned over a hk holden, rolled like a jellybean and ended up on my feet

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    3) Why was a ninja wearing yellow? Was that his attempt at high-vis? Wouldn't that go against a ninja's training to remain hidden? Would the contradiction make his brain explode?
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    Damn someone else reads gizmodo!
    Posted in another section 10 minutes before you.
    Blah.

    Is that blood under his arm?

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    That's pretty awesome. Ninjas are Japanese though, and this is Chinese. I suggest he is a kung fu master in training. Hence the bright colours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpy1 View Post
    That's pretty awesome. Ninjas are Japanese though, and this is Chinese. I suggest he is a kung fu master in training. Hence the bright colours.
    pretty sure a ninja could sneak into china, ya know, having them sneaky ninja skills and all....

    interesting vid though
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    there is actually no proof that he landed on his feet as that part all conveniently happens out of the frame. It looks like he could have but his ninja body was flying pretty fast, good chance he kept going and face planted

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    still pretty classy tho!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    pretty sure a ninja could sneak into china, ya know, having them sneaky ninja skills and all....
    Yes but a real ninja wouldn't have been caught. Maybe it was Chuck Norris.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ac3_snow View Post
    there is actually no proof that he landed on his feet as that part all conveniently happens out of the frame. It looks like he could have but his ninja body was flying pretty fast, good chance he kept going and face planted
    Even if he tucked and rolled he was back in frame pretty damn fast

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    Fuck that dude is lucky. Mean skills too.
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    Where was his "ninja" skills in avoiding the accident?

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    Quote Originally Posted by p.dath View Post
    Where was his "ninja" skills in avoiding the accident?
    Yeah, it does look like it was his fault.
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