When you're a mother effin ninja!
When you're a mother effin ninja!
This accident could have either been the most gruesome thing we've ever seen, or the most spectacularly awesome. Luckily for both us and one incredibly agile biker, it was the latter. Getting hit by a car never looked so good.
This gent is either some sort of unbelievable acrobat, or just dumb lucky. Either way, he managed to get blindsided by a car while on his puny bike and cartwheel gracefully to his feet. Did it even hurt? Did he even notice? A ninja never tells.
http://gizmodo.com/5669016/ninja-bik...ammed-by-truck
Watch out for tow ropes and quickly braking cars
1) The biker slammed the truck not the other way round.
2) That aint a truck!!![]()
i did that years ago, supermanned over a hk holden, rolled like a jellybean and ended up on my feet
3) Why was a ninja wearing yellow? Was that his attempt at high-vis? Wouldn't that go against a ninja's training to remain hidden? Would the contradiction make his brain explode?
Watch out for tow ropes and quickly braking cars
Damn someone else reads gizmodo!
Posted in another section 10 minutes before you.
Blah.
Is that blood under his arm?
That's pretty awesome. Ninjas are Japanese though, and this is Chinese. I suggest he is a kung fu master in training. Hence the bright colours.
there is actually no proof that he landed on his feet as that part all conveniently happens out of the frame. It looks like he could have but his ninja body was flying pretty fast, good chance he kept going and face planted
still pretty classy tho!![]()
Fuck that dude is lucky. Mean skills too.
Never in the field of human conflict has so much been owed to so few by so many cheese eating surrender monkeys.
(Winston Churchill on the French.)
Where was his "ninja" skills in avoiding the accident?![]()
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