Cops supposedly demanding urine sample on the roadside

**Max Preload** · 15th November 2010, 21:09

They can wring my sample out of their flak jacket when they get back to the station.

Originally Posted by breakaway

I heard that in the BoP, if you get pulled up doing more than 4km above the posted limit, they chop your pinky finger off, on the roadside. No shit.

Or your cock. Whichever is smaller. That's why my aim is so bad, as per my post above.

**\m/** · 15th November 2010, 21:15

What happens if you have an empty bladder?

**Mully** · 15th November 2010, 21:40

Sometimes I quite simply love this place.

Other times, not so much.

**Maha** · 15th November 2010, 21:42

I dont see a problem, I would quite happily piss in thier pocket.

**\m/** · 15th November 2010, 22:19

Better to piss in the air vents just below the windscreen.

**NighthawkNZ:Me** · 15th November 2010, 22:21

new meaning to the term piss take

**\m/** · 15th November 2010, 22:25

Better to piss in the air vents just below the windscreen.

**Reckless** · 15th November 2010, 22:40

Originally Posted by \m/

What happens if you have an empty bladder?

cops will give you a few beers to help you go I'd imagine???

**LBD** · 16th November 2010, 03:31

Originally Posted by breakaway

I heard that in the BoP, if you get pulled up doing more than 4km above the posted limit, they chop your pinky finger off, on the roadside. No shit.

Nah...your not serious...are you?

Last year walking down the foot path here in Bishkek we found a neatly severed lil finger....fresh cause a stray dog would have soon gobbled it. Thats what you get if you cannot afford the spot speeding fi...bribe.

**Number One** · 16th November 2010, 05:35

Originally Posted by MadDuck

So if I am intending to ride through the BOP I best learn to pee standing up.....

Perhaps it will become compulsory for ladies to be carrying 'Shewees' on rides...to enable said upstanding urine collection

**DMNTD:Me** · 16th November 2010, 05:47

Originally Posted by Number One

Perhaps it will become compulsory for ladies to be carrying 'Shewees' on rides...to enable said upstanding urine collection

The question really is would you be offering a number one sample?

**Number One** · 16th November 2010, 05:56

Originally Posted by Dumpty

The question really is would you be offering a number one sample?

LOL

Actually when it comes to wees I get terrible stage fright, so it probably would be 'borrowed' - I just couldn't do it on the side of the road to command!

**Duke girl** · 16th November 2010, 06:18

Originally Posted by Swoop

Sounds like they are takin' the piss.

Hoping to.

**Duke girl** · 16th November 2010, 06:20

Originally Posted by Number One

LOL

Actually when it comes to wees I get terrible stage fright, so it probably would be 'borrowed' - I just couldn't do it on the side of the road to command!

And as if we all have a bladder full on request.