Why do we all hate each other?

[imdying]

You Suzuki fags can't hide behind semantics forever

[Toaster]

I can't believe how wet this thread OP is. Hasn't he heard of humour and taking the piss.

What are we supposed to do, hold hands and sing cum-by-ya around the fire?!

[MSTRS:Me]

What you and your friends do whilst holding hands and cumming around the campfire is your business. But can you at least come out by trading your bike in on a Honda?

[avgas]

Aren't we all motorcyclists?

Nope
Your clearly a hippie

[shrub]

What you and your friends do whilst holding hands and cumming around the campfire is your business. But can you at least come out by trading your bike in on a Honda?

Hondas make great camp fires - almost as good as Vespas (is there a difference?).

[ducatilover]

Hondas make great camp fires - almost as good as Vespas (is there a difference?).

Yes, Hondas are larger and smell like semen.

[shrub]

Yes, Hondas are larger and smell like semen.

Sounds like my ex wife, was she a Honda?

[ducatilover]

Sounds like my ex wife, was she a Honda?

Did she have a cock? If so, she was a Honda.

[avgas]

Sounds like my ex wife, was she a Honda?

Is she still going?

[shrub]

Is she still going?

I think so. I haven't ridden her for years though, and no desire to. Kind of like my old RD200 - at the time I loved it, but now...

The RD200 isn't going. Last time I saw it was at a wreckers yard about 30 years ago. I didn't have to pay much for them to take it either. Ex wife cost about $150 to divorce, that was way more expensive

[shrub]

Did she have a cock? If so, she was a Honda.

yep, people often call me a cock, so she was a Honda. No wonder everyone laughed at me.

is that why Harley riders don't wave to me?

[Swoop]

Hondas make great camp fires - almost as good as Vespas (is there a difference?).

The vespa is italian and will need lots of replacement parts before being burnt.

[ducatilover]

yep, people often call me a cock, so she was a Honda. No wonder everyone laughed at me.

is that why Harley riders don't wave to me?

They don't wave due to the vibrations trying to throw them off the bike.

[Bonez]

They don't wave due to the vibrations trying to throw them off the bike.

These days they come with mounted rubbers son.
No mess Charlies if you will for those Johnycomenightlies.

[ducatilover]

These days they come with mounted rubbers son.
No mess Charlies if you will for those Johnycomenightlies.

What a refinement!