Wtf is it with women and their inability to...

**NighthawkNZ:Me** · 29th November 2010, 22:01

Originally Posted by 98tls

possibly i picked the wrong week

Time of the month?... then again you you did disappear for a few days and well...

**scumdog** · 30th November 2010, 07:07

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

Just tell the bitch to phuck off. It works for me every time.

Pfft!

Like you have women dripping off you all the time....

**MSTRS:Me** · 30th November 2010, 07:31

His sort of women are the ones that ARE dripping...

**Grubber** · 30th November 2010, 07:34

Originally Posted by scumdog

Pfft!

Like you have women dripping off you all the time....

Does his Mum not count then.....oh, you mean a real woman.

**Grubber** · 30th November 2010, 07:36

Originally Posted by 98tls

get over it and get the fuck on with it

Noticed this for as long as ive been able to piss one off which fwiws a long time.For as long as i can remember ive put up with bad cooking/worse driving/lying when asked "does this make my arse look big"/the mother in law visits,the list is endless.Recently i took the liberty of riding past my intended destination and carried on another day or 2

a week later still getting the verbal etc though will concede that i was allowed to move my belongings off the back of the ute and back into the house

.Anyways anyone able to explain why there so fond of hanging onto things,possibly i picked the wrong week

She's a hard road finding the perfect woman boy.

Guess ya already figured that huh.

Couple of ales and all will be much better.

**mashman** · 30th November 2010, 07:52

Originally Posted by 98tls

get over it and get the fuck on with it

Noticed this for as long as ive been able to piss one off which fwiws a long time.For as long as i can remember ive put up with bad cooking/worse driving/lying when asked "does this make my arse look big"/the mother in law visits,the list is endless.Recently i took the liberty of riding past my intended destination and carried on another day or 2

a week later still getting the verbal etc though will concede that i was allowed to move my belongings off the back of the ute and back into the house

.Anyways anyone able to explain why there so fond of hanging onto things,possibly i picked the wrong week

bravo... if you didn't do things like that, you'd get it in the neck at some point anyway

imagine the pent up frustrations from all of the other little things you do and not giving her a reason to vent... You should do it quaterly... give her a reason to miss you

**jim.cox** · 30th November 2010, 07:58

She thinks she owns you

She is wrong

End of Story

**scumdog** · 30th November 2010, 08:00

Originally Posted by jim.cox

She thinks she owns you

She is wrong

End of Story

Think: boot. other. foot

How would THAT hve panned out??

**SMOKEU** · 30th November 2010, 09:04

Originally Posted by scumdog

Pfft!

Like you have women dripping off you all the time....

It's ok if you're jealous over my good, youthful looks.

**98tls** · 30th November 2010, 11:20

Originally Posted by scumdog

Think: boot. other. foot

How would THAT hve panned out??

Oh the humanity mate,imagine my despair at not having to lux/eating pizza for days/watching non stop sport and not having to fart quietly.

**neels** · 30th November 2010, 11:26

Originally Posted by 98tls

Oh the humanity mate,imagine my despair at not having to lux/eating pizza for days/watching non stop sport and not having to fart quietly.

There does seem to be a fundamental difference between;

The female thought process - Where are you going? How long are you going to be? Who are you going with? Where are you staying?

The male thought process - Have fun honey, I'll see you when you get back.

**Stirts** · 30th November 2010, 11:26

Originally Posted by 98tls

and not having to fart quietly.

YOU have to fart quietly?!!! NOW THAT IS JUST PLAIN WRONG!!!

**Swoop** · 30th November 2010, 12:14

Whilst she was trying on a new pair of jeans, my wife asked "does my arse look big in these?"
I said "Turn the mirror on its side and have a look yourself"...