Aging motorcyclists - Close Up tonight 30/11/10

[ducatilover]

Yet another thread that has turned into a bun fight Soon it will time for the big hats again...

Bun fight? Is that a double entendre or am I just Hondafied?

[Spearfish]

So where to now?
Nothing is new or different than before the program, we all know some non riders think mentally you have to have some pages glued together to ride a bike.

This is basically the gist what my non riding mates said after the TV program:

Those guys have worked hard for their image, its what being a biker is all about isn't it?
Basically being a biker is selective law compliance and selective social responsibility.

We all protested for these guys rights to be this way regarding ACC?

Just farken sad really......

[schrodingers cat]

Glad I didn't

Obviously you are tied up with your eyes taped open and being FORCED to read this shocking forum.

Distract your captors and let Lassie slip home to alert the cavalry

[kiwifruit]

Take it to the track ya old buggers!

[baptist]

Bun fight? Is that a double entendre or am I just Hondafied?

Sorry Bro... Sadly I am not that quick so it must be, me thinks, way to many Hondas in your life

[ducatilover]

Sorry Bro... Sadly I am not that quick so it must be, me thinks, way to many Hondas in your life

I knew it

[Muppet]

Well I thought that toothless dwarf that got stopped was really funny! He had that sort of squeaky Mike Tyson/smokers voice. I couldn't stop laughing whenever he spoke "I haven't done anyfing wrong!"

[baptist]

Obviously you are tied up with your eyes taped open and being FORCED to read this shocking forum.

Distract your captors and let Lassie slip home to alert the cavalry

How did you know?? At this very minute I am trying to get out but the damned dog just ran off, humped the horses leg and scarpered.... woe is me I hate Collies.

[miloking]

What a utter faggotry of a program...

Also good reminder to have the laser jammer i've just pre-ordered mounted on a rear of the bike since there are cocksuckers with laser guns hiding in camper vans on every corner...

[Gremlin]

Someone show me a motorcyclist that isn't aging? Or any human getting younger?

We're all aging... So there.

[schrodingers cat]

Someone show me a motorcyclist that isn't aging? Or any human getting younger?

We're all aging... So there.

Speed MIGHT kill you but breathing (if you do it long enough) definately will.

Also...

Research on bread indicates that:

1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.


2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.


3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.


4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.


5. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one month!


6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.


7. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days.


8. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.


9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.


10. Newborn babies can choke on bread.


11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.


12. Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

In light of these frightening statistics, it has been proposed that the following bread restrictions be made:

1. No sale of bread to minors.


2. A nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers.


3. A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.


4. No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage.


5. The establishment of "Bread-free" zones around schools.

http://www.japantoday.com/category/n...g-school-lunch
http://www.majorwager.com/forums/can...g-contest.html

Danger is everywhere. Did the Police pat the riders down for sandwichs?

[Bren]

Well I saw the item on TV last night and it disgusted me...really they took the creme de la creme of the asswipes on the road....BUT what must be remembered are these guys were speeding...the law is the law and as a whole we all seem to be oblivious of speed limits (myself included)....

[Muppet]

I agree, I got a speeding ticket for doing 63 in a 50. I paid the ticket because I did it. Those tossers on the telly were bloody gang members all bar a few of them. At least the skinny bald guy with a goatee had the balls to just take his medicine saying that the bike was new to him and he wasn't used it, despite the patch on his back, he was the most 'professional'. I don't agree with targeting bikers when the crashes we are involved in, are to a certain degree caused by car drivers. Anyway if you aren't speeding you won't get a ticket will you?

[BoristheBiter]

Yet another thread that has turned into a bun fight Soon it will time for the big hats again...

I thought this was the thread for big hats?

[Swoop]

What a utter faggotry of a program...

Just the quality of reporting expected from tvnz...

Also good reminder to have the laser jammer i've just pre-ordered mounted on a rear of the bike since there are cocksuckers with laser guns hiding in camper vans on every corner...

Having a jammer on the rear of the bike wouldn't of helped any of those bikers approaching the campervan...