Invisible up close
Lines from movies you pray for an opportunity to use in real life
Special Agent Eunice: Well, since we've already broken the fuck barrier, allow me to be blunt. It is because I'm so fucking smart that I make smart people feel like they are fucking retarded.
Boondock Saints II
As a teacher I so want to use this in class (probably be my last day in a class LOL)
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
Aio ki te Aorangi
Roy Batty - I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched sea beams glitter in the dark near the terhausen gate... All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
God's Evil Twin
Stans: "What time is it? After 5:00? Damn. Time to go rape me some fine bitches." -- predators (2010)
Science Is But An Organized System Of Ignorance"Pornography: The thing with billions of views that nobody watches" - WhiteManBehindADesk
one placenta
....thats the one that lives in my head....cool eyes when he delivers it too...shed a tear for the android..Originally Posted by mashman
KB Chief Cat Herder
George Kuffs - "Love and kisses on all your pink bits" - Kuffs
Oh wait, I have used that before ....
DJ Ruby Rod - "Quiver ladies, quiver" - The Fifth Element
Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Ta
"Hey terrorist, terrorise this"!
Forum whore
"No. Fucking. Way."
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holy shit that was one hell of a ride! Nitro Circus 3 (so not technically a movie but still fucking awesome)
"A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer" - Tad Ghostal
Hardcore Biker
Yeah but no but, like teenagers don't GET irony. And they only listen to to 15% of what you say. Above I have highlighted what their small brains would hear
I'm the Knight Rider baby, I'm a Fuel Injected Death Machine...
(Mad Max One)
And
Can anyone see what is wrong with this burger? Anyone? Anyone?
Micheal Douglas in 'Falling Down' having a disappointing consumer moment after being seduced by advertising images
"I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it." -- Erwin Schrodinger talking about quantum mechanics.
<<----- My dream bike.
First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
Forum whore
"Dude, where's my car?" From - Dude where's my car.
Oh, and who could forget this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSBbwtZ2ae8
mini meeeeeee
"Say hello to my stinky leetle friend" (with a real live skunk) Ace Ventura
I lahk to moove eet moove eet...
Katman to steveb64
Invisible up close
Les Grosman - Tropic Thunder
and another Cruise classic
Jerry Maguire: Show me the money!
Invisible up close
An excellent choice, parody on Al Pacino as Tony Montana in Scarface
You wanna fuck with me? Okay, you wanna play rough? Okay, say hello to my little friend! {boom boom boom with hees leetle friend}
classic.
But I am now becoming concerned with the original take on where and why we would want to use these in real life? (the rape one earlier just scared me)
<<----- My dream bike.
Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone!
I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no goddamn Maxi-Pad!
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
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