Calling all Hedgehog experts - Weirdest fucken thing

[Katman]

Sprocket has been reincarnated as a hedgehog. Throw a stick, if he fetches it, ring the Catholics and announce a miracle oh sweet Mother Mary

And get in some Portoloos.

I see some money to be made.

[PrincessBandit]

And get in some Portoloos.

I see some money to be made.

You're such a cynic Steve. Holy hedgehogs Katman!!

[Owl]

Could'nt eat a whole one personally....

Bit like a dutch woman

You eat armpits?

[fuknKIWI]

I'm spooked, this is crazy.

I came home from work, had a bourbon, had a laugh and a BBQ. Playing with the kids, Keiran had regaled us with his mopping skills out the back. Sue says "Look, a Hedgehog, that's weird!" Jeuveneile hedgehog, in very good shape, snuffling about out the back of the house on the driveway. So we give the kids a good look at it, they love it, Keiran calls it "Stirty" as in, short for "It's Dirty".

Anyway, we go in for dinner, leave Stirty outside. We have a big formal lounge are where we live and after I'm finished, I get up and take my plate out to the kitchen. I get into the foyer (middle of the house) and here's this Hedgehog sitting in the middle of the room. I shit you not, we had to put down my dog Sprocket a week ago but this hedgehog looked at me and shied away in EXACTLY the same as Sprocket used to when she snuck inside. My heart stood still, I shit you not. This hedgehog, has walked halfway around the house and up the disabled ramp, through a quarter of the house, to get inside. And then looked at me like my dog when it snuck inside.

After watching Stirty in the foyer, perfectly comfortable with people around I might add, we retreated to the living room. Stirty followed us in. I shit you not. Fed him some letuce (because my retarded brother suggested that Hedgehogs were carnivores, duh!) and a bit of apple.

In the end, Sue's scared of fleas and shit, Stirty has been picked up (without curling) and placed gently outside where he's now looking mournfully at the door to get in.

MAF tells me I'm not allowed a Wombat at home, so this is the next best thing. Third only to a White Rhino.

So, Hedgehog experts, what the fuck do I do?

It's Bogor & he's after your stash

[marie_speeds]

I've had one living in my garage for about two months. Called him Paul Henry, prickly little bastard. Eats all the cat food and sometimes leaves a mess which reeks! Other night found that he'd brought a girlfriend in with him. Can tell the two apart easily cause Paul is sooo fat now. Next I'm expecting all the little ones come.


I am told they are a delicacy in certain cultures, so I might recoup some money for all the cat food.LOL

[Patrick]

They do if you connect with them with a driver or three wood too.

LOL... our flower girl from 22 years ago is all grown up with her own three little uns, living over there now... and that is exactly word for word, what she said too.... A common "sport" apparently.

And the latest is the crows over there have learnt to flip them over and eat the guts only... But only the clever crows. Some aren't so clever....

[Crasherfromwayback]

A common "sport" apparently.

And the latest is the crows over there have learnt to flip them over and eat the guts only... But only the clever crows. Some aren't so clever....

It was when I was there 18 odd years ago!

And unlike the crows, the the hard up addicts would lick their backs for an lsd type fix.

[RDjase]

Sprocket has been reincarnated as a hedgehog. Throw a stick, if he fetches it, ring the Catholics and announce a miracle oh sweet Mother Mary

Sprocket was the dog in Fraggle Rock too

Keep the Hedgehog Jimmy, could be your raceteam mascot

[RiderInBlack]

It's Bogor & he's after your stash

LOL, I wouldn't put it past WT ta having a Bogor's "NZ Xmas Tree" in the house

[lb99]

baby hedge hogs can climb too, I caught one out during the day and put him in the old chicken coop so he would be safe until night when mum was awake and looking for him. anyways I lost him and hunted high and low , and amazingly the little bugger had climbed up the netting all the way to the top!, I put him on the floor but 5 minutes later he was back up there again!

[doko]

Remind me of the time I mounted the curb to stop myself from hitting one. I got out put in the back of my car and drove it to the outskirts of west Auckland.


I guess he lives in the forest where he belongs now....

I saw a strange thing a few days a ago. I shit you not. A possum in the CBD up a little tree jumping on to a roof.

[Crasherfromwayback]

I see a great tag by some gutless cunt on this thread. PM me if you'd like to call me that, as you know I can't see who you are otherwise. But then...I guess that's why you did it as a tag.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Ahhhh...Skatman. Glad you're actually man enough to own it. Surprised. But glad.

[Katman]

I'd add some more but unfortunately two's the limit.

[Crasherfromwayback]

I'd add some more but unfortunately two's the limit.

Tell ya what. Let's save everyone the boredom. You place me on your ignore list, I'll do the same with you. When we meet in person, you can tell me what you think of me, I'll do the same. Deal?