Pull over.
On a bike, if he stops behind you just say you want to check your phone cos you thought you heard ? felt it ringing. If you're in a car, pick up your phone and dial *555. When the officer pulls you over just say you are reporting some stupid driving as the law allows you to call *555 without a hands-free kit while driving. Habd him the phone and say " It's for you. "
Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
i just slammed my cock in the car door. Im going to complain to holden, as they didnt put a sign on the door advising me to either wear pants, or avoid slamming it on my penis.
Fucksake. Hang yourself.
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