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You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
His Excellency
I fart alot, but alas, I'm a lanky stretch of weasel piss.
So could i be, like a social member or summit.
I eat pies quite regularly. Curry Chicken, are my favourites, with a muesli slice on the side to get the gases flowing
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Q. Will my membership card entitle me to discounts at all pie shops throughout the country?
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Hardcore Biker
jimmys pies at the Burt munro rally...............mmmmm farkin great man........so nice ya have to drink heaps more to get pissed coz a all the pies ............get in my belly
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mini meeeeeee
The way my love handles are spreading at the moment I reckon I'll be a candidate soon - despite being only able to manage a measly one pie at a time.
p.s. does it count though that I can manage noisy and stinky at the same time?
I lahk to moove eet moove eet...
Katman to steveb64
Originally Posted by Katman
Deus ex ukulele
Fat Bikers: Eat the road.
2011 should see a transition from pies to custard squares.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Moped rider
Why not have them both...Hitcher
Fat Bikers: Eat the road.
2011 should see a transition from pies to custard squares.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
The instructions are simple...
Go for broke, grab a 6 pack and have the full 8 course meal.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
<- A new way to take a rubber!
Squares for males and tarts for females?
I haven't got a fat body, but is membership open to those with a fat head?
<- A new way to take a rubber!
True. After all, a balanced diet is encouraged these days.
mini meeeeeee
Balanced - a pie and a beer in each hand...
I lahk to moove eet moove eet...
Katman to steveb64
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As far as I am concerned, everyone is a member of the FBMC, all you need to is say you are, then it is done.
There is a lunch, sorry, launch event planned for next year after everyone waddles back to their lives after the Christmas break so in theory everyone starts 2011 as a fat biker......see, me thinks of you all.
There is also a FBMC race day in the pipeline, it will be the first ever Fat Bikers 'Gut Bucket' Race Day.
And, later in the year will be the annual FBMC ride which will be named 'Pie Happy in Taihape'.
Anyone keen for either of these events then let me know
For those of you who have not yet clocked the T shirts, see below.....
These are simply what you have to wear this summer people, if anyone is keen to get their pinkys on the new fashion statement of the decade, them PM me and I shall clue you in.
It's true, black is the new fat
Eat nicely now
FM
His Excellency
Mr Creosote would be so proud of you Max.
Would you like a minty?
Hardcore Biker
Im pretty sure I qualify (being a fat bastard)
where is my membership card?
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Forum whore
Really? I'd have to clean the pie crumbs outta my rolls? Really? Can't let that slide maybe?
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