(News) Girl 7, given blow-up sheep sex doll as fair prize

**Hitcher** · 6th January 2011, 09:01

I understand that there are numerous devices found around an average home that can be used as accoutrements for sexual endeavours.

Perhaps concerned community members could start compiling a list?

**Banditbandit** · 6th January 2011, 09:05

Originally Posted by Hitcher

I understand that there are numerous devices found around an average home that can be used as accoutrements for sexual endeavours.

Perhaps concerned community members could start compiling a list?

Vaseline ....

Johnson's baby Oil ...

**Hans** · 6th January 2011, 17:20

Originally Posted by Banditbandit

Vaseline ....

Johnson's baby Oil ...

Vaseline? God. Made that mistake once. Never again. It LOOKS like it might be a lubricant. It just doesn't act like one. DATMHSK...Don't ask the missus how she knows.

**Gremlin** · 6th January 2011, 17:31

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Perhaps concerned community members could start compiling a list?

Very concerned... oh yes

How about a list:
Kitchen Bench
Couches
Chairs
Shower
Garage - inc Vehicles
Childrens toys? (seems to be the "in" thing now)
Of course the odd movie on a PC or TV for extra fun?

Then some of the... more direct... accessories:
Various vegetables and fruits from the fridge
Sauces from the pantry
Other food from the pantry (think chocolate etc)
Vacuum cleaner? (not always fun after the first few seconds)

**Woodman** · 6th January 2011, 18:21

The question we should be asking is:

What cannot be a sex toy??

**Jantar** · 6th January 2011, 18:22

Originally Posted by Woodman

The question we should be asking is:

What cannot be a sex toy??

At my age, any part of me below the waist.

**Cayman911** · 6th January 2011, 19:18

there was one of those in my classroom in highschool.

**Taz** · 6th January 2011, 19:26

Originally Posted by EJK

....
"A Stoke family was left shocked after their young daughter was given a blow-up sheep sex doll as a prize at a fair on the weekend.

The seven-year-old girl arrived home proudly showing off her sheep, which came complete with a French maid's bonnet and long-lashed blue eyes, The Nelson Mail reports."

Oh, the Huge Manatee!

Ha ha ha! Fuck that for a joke!! No seriously I would

**nadroj** · 6th January 2011, 19:36

Originally Posted by Hans

Vaseline? God. Made that mistake once. Never again. It LOOKS like it might be a lubricant. It just doesn't act like one. DATMHSK...Don't ask the missus how she knows.

Lesson No2: Never mistake Vicks for vaseline!

**BuzzardNZ** · 6th January 2011, 22:11

does the inflatable sheep have an open mouth? If so, where can I get one?

**cromagnon** · 6th January 2011, 22:17

here: http://www.nzstag.co.nz/Blowup_Sheep_329.aspx

**awa355** · 7th January 2011, 05:20

Originally Posted by cromagnon

here: http://www.nzstag.co.nz/Blowup_Sheep_329.aspx

Only $29.95. Thats cheaper than running the missus for a week then expecting a dawnbreaker on Sunday morn.

Is it true that the Aussie made sheep come with their own jar of flies?