Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club Official Launch and Lunch - NEW DATE - SUNDAY 6TH FEB 2011

**MadDuck** · 10th January 2011, 19:03

Originally Posted by Ratti

Any takers please let me know, otherwise I'll stay home and sulk

Now a "True" FBMC member would go and eat for everyone....

**Fatt Max** · 10th January 2011, 20:33

Originally Posted by MadDuck

Now a "True" FBMC member would go and eat for everyone....

Aha, you have been tickled with the FBMC wisdom feather.....

**NighthawkNZ:Me** · 10th January 2011, 20:45

MMMMMMMMmmmmm pie

**Ratti** · 11th January 2011, 07:53

hmmm..

Ok, anyone who wants to come along but cant, register your interest and I'll see what I can do to represent you.

Will I get a medal if I can do the deed?

What we need is teeny tank stickers, a pie with a circle around it and a big slash across the middle, liek the ones you can get to tick off possums you have run over

**Fatt Max** · 11th January 2011, 07:57

Originally Posted by Ratti

hmmm..

Ok, anyone who wants to come along but cant, register your interest and I'll see what I can do to represent you.

Will I get a medal if I can do the deed?

What we need is teeny tank stickers, a pie with a circle around it and a big slash across the middle, liek the ones you can get to tick off possums you have run over

Loving that idea, although rather than a pie I would sooner have the Jenny Craig logo with a line through it to show how many of their farking annoying reps you have run down....either that or a bowl of salad

**Ratti** · 11th January 2011, 07:59

nooo, leave the salad alone. What would us vegos do without salad?

**allycatz** · 11th January 2011, 09:15

Hey Ratti, having split the arse on me jeans on the way back from Palmy last weekend, I feel I may qualify to join you

**NighthawkNZ:Me** · 11th January 2011, 09:18

Originally Posted by Ratti

nooo, leave the salad alone. What would us vegos do without salad?

Whats sal-lard... ???

**Stirts** · 11th January 2011, 11:09

A salad is a hamburger without the bun, patty, and all the condiments

..... just plain wrong!!

**Fatt Max** · 11th January 2011, 12:49

Originally Posted by Stirts

A salad is a hamburger without the bun, patty, and all the condiments

..... just plain wrong!!

...and should be illegal....

**Ratti** · 11th January 2011, 13:19

Stirts is onto it, just think of it as the extra stuff you guys dont want anyway.
Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
and so ( something something something )
they licked the platter clean.

Now there is another idea...plate licking competitions. Regional reps going forward to a national Plate-Off

**Fatt Max** · 11th January 2011, 13:46

Originally Posted by Ratti

Stirts is onto it, just think of it as the extra stuff you guys dont want anyway.
Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
and so ( something something something )
they licked the platter clean.

Now there is another idea...plate licking competitions. Regional reps going forward to a national Plate-Off

In London that has an entirely different meaning which I shall not revisit, we have ladies present....

But, I reckon a similar compo could be Bikers Have Bowls......make a cake and its a "Who Can lick their bowl the fastest" challenge. Us bikers will be settled into a spectator role watching it all go off with a final "LicK Out" to decide the evbetual winner....now that could be an event to cherish::::

**Chaos_Warrior** · 11th January 2011, 14:21

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

In London that has an entirely different meaning which I shall not revisit, we have ladies present....

But, I reckon a similar compo could be Bikers Have Bowls......make a cake and its a "Who Can lick their bowl the fastest" challenge. Us bikers will be settled into a spectator role watching it all go off with a final "LicK Out" to decide the evbetual winner....now that could be an event to cherish::::

Alas, I started a sodding diet in November last year,

due to, get this, me having to reduce my BMI for immigration purposes and to satisfy their conditional requirements, bastards !!!

That being the case, me and my partner (Wife) would still like to come along for the ride, (so to speak

) and promise not to

over the food, too much.
Would this be ok please ?
Regards,
Chaos.

**MadDuck** · 11th January 2011, 15:07

Originally Posted by Ratti

Ok, anyone who wants to come along but cant, register your interest and I'll see what I can do to represent you.

...come on you Welly lot. You have no excuse!

Register and Ratti will eat your portions as well......

**Gorgeousplak** · 12th January 2011, 15:27

Originally Posted by Ratti

hmmm..

Ok, anyone who wants to come along but cant, register your interest and I'll see what I can do to represent you.

Will I get a medal if I can do the deed?

What we need is teeny tank stickers, a pie with a circle around it and a big slash across the middle, liek the ones you can get to tick off possums you have run over

Please register me as interested

*gives* you pie for your efforts