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    Quote Originally Posted by jafar View Post
    suction cups & airbags?
    Suction cups on ya beer bellies should anchor ya to the tank nicely.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    Suction cups on ya beer bellies should anchor ya to the tank nicely.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    Suction cups on ya beer bellies should anchor ya to the tank nicely.....
    Is that what it is, I was told it was a button

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    ...those who practice the Sikh religion dont need to wear helmets at all. They are exempt! So someone riding around without all the gear on with this bullshit exemption...go figure

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post
    Yes, yes this is of course very true....
    Mr Spies for example can wear whatever he damn well pleases as far as I'm concerned


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    Quote Originally Posted by Waxxa View Post
    ...those who practice the Sikh religion dont need to wear helmets at all. They are exempt! So someone riding around without all the gear on with this bullshit exemption...go figure
    They cant wear a helmet, because everytime they take off the tea towel the dishes fall out.

    Fanny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jafar View Post
    As you pointed out, you only need a helmet to ride, the law also states that you have to cover your dangly bits if your a male, females don't even have to do that
    Gold - right there. For real? Us gals can go commando? That just brings a whole new level of fun to summer riding.

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    You should be required to do nothing. You should be properly informed, educated and allowed to make your own decisions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katiepie View Post
    Gold - right there. For real? Us gals can go commando? That just brings a whole new level of fun to summer riding.
    I think there would probably be a bikoi if you decided to do that kp.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    You should be properly informed, educated and allowed to make your own decisions.
    Most generous, cheers. Anyone assuming I haven't educated myself and made my very own decision can get fucked.

    I'm sick and tired of fuckwits who's only interpretation of the fact that I don't agree with their opinion is that I don't understand and that I need "educating". Big black dog up 'em.

    I notice the arseholes are never around when the local chapter need "educating" about churman helmet compliance issues.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wysper View Post
    So you have ordered a mithril suit too? Taking bloody ages to arrive.
    Hobbits might be reliable but they don't make for quick courier services.
    and they get the sizes wrong all the bloody time too
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    Yes, this is turning into a big fuckin nanny police nation, like most of the rest of the world. Sure you should be able to ride without protective gear, but fuck why cant you ride without a helmet then?

    Just if you come of and smash your face on the curb, then tough luck. Hope your titanium oakleys gave your face enough protection. But why should we have to pay super high levies for fuckwits that decide to not use common sense, and come off their bikes leaving a 100meter trail of meaty gayness leading up to a crashed bike?
    When the flag drops, the bullshit stops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skinon View Post
    But why should we have to pay super high levies for fuckwits that decide to not use common sense, and come off their bikes leaving a 100meter trail of meaty gayness leading up to a crashed bike?
    and there's also the ones that don't wear all the gear
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    Fair question and one I have asked many times, usually after seeing some fat bastard riding in jandals.

    Once I saw a photograph of a motorcyclist who had been wearing jandals and had a crash, the part of the jandal that goes between his toes was lodged in his ankle - split his foot apart when he hit the deck when the jandal stopped but the foot kept going forward at 100 or so!

    Oh bla bla bla free choice bla bla argument.

    The thing is ACC also pays out for the utterly stupid - if you are dirty dancing on your desk at work and the desk collapses and you get hurt then ACC will pay.

    So basically if you are stupid enough not to wear any form of protective gear other then the legal requirement then ACC will cover you and probably add it to the motorcycle statistics so they may charge more on our collective regos.

    Also consider cars - does ACC still pay out if you crash and are NOT wearing a seat belt? IMO they should not.
    But even if you are wearing one you can be naked with a newspaper over your dick parked outside a school and have a truck run up the back of your car and ACC will cover your injuries.

    And if they made some form of clothing compulsory in cars then you'll never get to see another mini-skirted young lady bending over getting her handbag from the passenger seat again.

    Just what the fuck was my point? I lost myself at miniskirt .......

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post

    Just what the fuck was my point? I lost myself at miniskirt .......
    As one should.
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