The worst movie you've seen recently?

[dogsnbikes]

This one the title say's it all

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[Indiana_Jones]

Torque.

They even fucked up the ending worse than a pisstaking parody could.

Have you watched the DVd with the commetary on? it's the best one I've heard. Even the actors rip into their own acting and script.

Tongue-in-cheek at it's best!

-Indy

[slowpoke]

"The Road" jeezus, the most painfully slow, drab, going nowhere movie I've ever had the pleasure of fast forwarding. Why Viggo Mortenson got involved defies belief.

[Big Dave]

Geez, just so more train spotters can argue that new milleniums start at 1001, 2001, etc...
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Liked 2012 and not LOTR.

GO to your room.

[Kendog]

Try Lord of Rings. They must all be shit based on the half of one of them I had to endure.

I have never even attempted to try and watch any of the Lord of the Rings so I am glad!

I guess millions of people and film critics are wrong then.
You really don't know what you are missing.

[Big Dave]

Have you watched the DVd with the commetary on? it's the best one I've heard. Even the actors rip into their own acting and script.

Tongue-in-cheek at it's best!

-Indy

There are parts of Spinal Tap where the commentary is funnier than the script. Just a few, but gold.

[trustme]

The Horse Whisperer. Most turgid self absorbed load of codswallop ever made.
The film equivalent of 'Zen & the Art of zzz,zzz,zzz'

[Big Dave]

I guess millions of people and film critics are wrong then.
You really don't know what you are missing.

If nothing else it was about measuring the interpretation and its accuracy.
Those that couldn't wade through reading it generally like the films less.

'Enjoyed the scenery, but the blubbering litte dicks should HTFU. Did they ever stop crying?' was Co-pilot's short review.

[bogan]

You are all forgetting the worst movie of all time...

Battlefield Earth.

Nuff said.

Is that based on the book by that Hubbard chap? cos I just read that and it was pretty bloody good.

"The Road" jeezus, the most painfully slow, drab, going nowhere movie I've ever had the pleasure of fast forwarding. Why Viggo Mortenson got involved defies belief.

I agree, that was fucking terrible, had almost ofrgot about it too.

also Skyline has gotta be the worst one I can remember for a while, generally I enjoy anything with sci-fi and cool explosions, but

[unstuck]

Had all these dudes with airbrushed abs and it was about centurions or some shit,was crap anyway. LONG LIVE GOODBYE PORK PIE.

[bogan]

If nothing else it was about measuring the interpretation and its accuracy.
Those that couldn't wade through reading it generally like the films less.

'Enjoyed the scenery, but the blubbering litte dicks should HTFU. Did they ever stop crying?' was Co-pilot's short review.

haha, that's a good review Some cool scenes like with the balrog, but for a decent storyline you're far better off reading the books.

[Bald Eagle]

You really don't know what you are missing.

i didn't miss them, unfortunately that's 9 hours of my life I'll never get back :-(

Excellent travelogue though.

[avgas]

anything new with vampires in it.
anything new with a warewolf in it.
anything with the word "sex" in the title after 1999.

FYI I liked SuckerPunch its like everything a man likes in one movie. Except motorbikes......it needed motorbikes.

[Str8 Jacket]

I guess millions of people and film critics are wrong then.
You really don't know what you are missing.

Honestly - I don't think I am missing out! I hate fantasy and sci-fi bullshit. Never even seen star wars movies or series or the other one either.....

Could be the ADHD which makes most movie watching hard for me anyways!

[Big Dave]

Is that based on the book by that Hubbard chap?

You should do some more research on him if you haven't already. It's better reading than the novels.