Why is it when females outnumber males in a household...

[sugilite:Me]

That the shower tray starts resembling one of those diving pits filled with plastic thingies found at kids playgrounds? What is that all about?

[Oblivion]

Exerting their dominance?

[neels]

What plastic thingies do you have in your shower?

The mind boggles

[bogan]

Clearly they are witches, and the bottles are for their beauty potions Tape the shower door shut one day and let it fill with water, can't remember whether witches sink or float really well, guess you'll find out. Unless they are really good at their beauty potions, then just leave em to it, cos super hot witches are all good.

[Fatt Max]

What plastic thingies do you have in your shower?

The mind boggles

I'm with Neels on that one, what the fuck do you have in your shower tray...??? Pictures please...

[neels]

Tape the shower door shut one day and let it fill with water, can't remember whether witches sink or float really well, guess you'll find out.

Time for the ducking stool test, if I remember correctly non witches drown and are let off, witches don't drown so are burnt.

[sugilite:Me]

Photos? hell no! The shame, oh the shame
They appear to be empty shampoo, conditioner and other assorted bottles. Are they worried that they will sink without a trace and have these empty bottles on hand to make a life raft from? I have to know!!!

[neels]

Photos? hell no! The shame, oh the shame
They appear to be empty shampoo, conditioner and other assorted bottles. Are they worried that they will sink without a trace and have these empty bottles on hand to make a life raft from? I have to know!!!

Now I understand

I only share a shower with one female, and on a smaller scale have the same problem. In the other shower the female is outnumbered 2:1, but yep, they're in there all right. There seems to be an emotional attachment to empty plastic beauty product receptacles.

[Mom]

Photos? hell no! The shame, oh the shame
They appear to be empty shampoo, conditioner and other assorted bottles. Are they worried that they will sink without a trace and have these empty bottles on hand to make a life raft from? I have to know!!!

When my youngest left home, she left behind a bewildering number of half full bottles of fuck noes what in the shower. I asked her about them a couple of weeks later, I was going to pack them up and take them to her new abode. She turned down my generous offer by explaining anything she left in the shower was just shit anyway

Some gals are shockers

[sugilite:Me]

It's got to the point where, when I get in the shower, I'm half expecting the recycling bin pick up truck to come along and turf me and the shower box into the back of it!

[mashman]

oh shit, you haven't checked the razor yet have you. Change it or you'll end up looking like the guy out of Airplane (shaving on a bumpy plane) the next time you come to shave.

[Geeen]

I asked my wife about this and she said "Oh, women are just lazy."

[Usarka]

oh shit, you haven't checked the razor yet have you. Change it or you'll end up looking like the guy out of Airplane (shaving on a bumpy plane) the next time you come to shave.

I'm not sure which is worse, that or knowing you're running pit scrapings over your face.

[Mom]

oh shit, you haven't checked the razor yet have you. Change it or you'll end up looking like the guy out of Airplane (shaving on a bumpy plane) the next time you come to shave.

I used to hide my razors from my kids

One of the beauties I recall was finding one of the lovlies shaving her legs out of the shower. Was a little confused until she explained she was using MY conditioner to lubriucate the blades

[Blackshear]

Two guys and a gal in this house, both us males are responsible for about 8 of the 100 bottles in the bathroom.
It's incredible, it really is.

Funny part is, I have the biggest containers for shampoo/conditioner, fuck year Tresemme. Lasted me 4 months so far.