Give it a good whack...

**ynot slow** · 14th May 2011, 19:51

Originally Posted by marty

and 3 guys were trying to fit into a single bed because......

Because it was there?We had drunk a fair bit,then added the spirits from mini bars(2 rooms)into a jug and the bed was asking to be beaten.Seems the guys involved liked wrestling on tv,hawiian body splash springs to mind.

**unstuck** · 14th May 2011, 20:10

Originally Posted by ynot slow

Nearly pissed myself,we decided to chuck empty cans from the Richmond hotel(hope thats its name)in Nelson from 6th floor,seems odd that people thought we were chucking at them,nope just aiming at a manhole.The bed wouldn't fit,seems if 3 guys do a flying banzai onto the single bed they collapse,and consierge wasn't happy.

Wasnt a slippery man hole was it?

**tigertim20** · 14th May 2011, 21:22

Originally Posted by specter

so after my fridge fucked out during the night, and exhausted all options to fix it (mate of mine is a fridge person thingy, and confirmed its fucked) i gave it a few good whacks, she starts up good as new..... and yes i did act like fonzie and said "aeeeeeeeeee"

give us your stories

Hired this asian hooker once, halfway through I wanna change things up a bit, and she says she doesnt do anal, lucky i still had me boots on . . . . .

**DrunkenMistake** · 14th May 2011, 21:27

I used to have this chick a while back, used to complain everytime we had sex,

Figured the best way to fix the problem was to hit her harder in the head.
Definitely shut her up..
I guess its similar to your fridge problem.

**tigertim20** · 14th May 2011, 21:29

Originally Posted by DrunkenMistake

I used to have this chick a while back, used to complain everytime we had sex,

Figured the best way to fix the problem was to hit her harder in the head.
Definitely shut her up..
I guess its similar to your fridge problem.

lock them in the boot of the car for a few hours. give 'em a chance to 'think about what theyve done'