The welfare state

**jrandom** · 7th June 2011, 17:54

Originally Posted by scissorhands

Like many 'autistics', I'm using it as a label to cover for the fact that I'm a complete twat.

Neurodiversity's a bitch, innit?

**SMOKEU** · 7th June 2011, 18:00

Originally Posted by Swoop

Better be gettin' in quickly. Polytech's are being selective now since they are required to sort the wheat from the chaff. Simply "doing a course" is not up to standard. You need to have a desire, a calling or a passion for your future, to get an entry.

Polytech's are not looking at "bums on seats" any longer. Thank you National.

I'm trying to do a degree, so I'll have to see what I can do to get in.

**Str8 Jacket** · 7th June 2011, 18:02

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

I'm trying to do a degree, so I'll have to see what I can do to get in.

I will make this really easy for you:

Get

Off

Your

Arse

**jrandom** · 7th June 2011, 18:05

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

I'm trying to do a degree, so I'll have to see what I can do to get in.

You are a sorry arsed limpdick motherfucker.

I'd like to say that you're an excellent example of why the dole should have a time limit, but unfortunately the truth is that I'd rather just keep paying tax to have you fed and housed than see you starving in a cardboard box under a bridge.

Even though I despise you.

Because that is how an enlightened civilisation should work.

**SMOKEU** · 7th June 2011, 18:08

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

I will make this really easy for you:

Get

Off

Your

Arse

That's what my old lady keeps telling me.

Originally Posted by jrandom

You are a sorry arsed limpdick motherfucker.

I'd like to say that you're an excellent example of why the dole should have a time limit, but unfortunately the truth is that I'd rather just keep paying tax to have you fed and housed than see you starving in a cardboard box under a bridge.

Even though I despise you.

Because that is how an enlightened civilisation should work.

I really don't see what your problem is. At least I'm making an effort to do something productive with my life.

Would you rather have me selling tinnies to school kids?

**mashman** · 7th June 2011, 18:08

do you know what you want to do with the rest of your life yet? You haven't got it all planned out have you? Oh dear. At least it looks like you're getting some encouragement from the rear

If you need money, unfortunately you need a job (or the dole as a fallback, else you'd starve to death, or become a criminal... anyway)... you will nearly always need a job, after all, you're gonna need money to live on. Awesome eh... so stop your fuckin around and get down t pit or to school

Great place we live in eh

...

**jrandom** · 7th June 2011, 18:12

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

Would you rather have me selling tinnies to school kids?

Not to school kids, no. That's silly talk. But selling cannabis is, at least, working and providing a service, even if it is outside the law.

Supporting yourself that way beats being on the dole in my books.

Note: no fallacious extrapolations of my comment to imply that I'm in support of manufacturing methamphetamine, committing crimes of dishonesty, etc, etc, please.

**FJRider** · 7th June 2011, 18:14

Originally Posted by jrandom

You are a sorry arsed limpdick motherfucker.

I'd like to say that you're an excellent example of why the dole should have a time limit, but unfortunately the truth is that I'd rather just keep paying tax to have you fed and housed than see you starving in a cardboard box under a bridge.

Even though I despise you.

Because that is how an enlightened civilisation should work.

Don't beat around the bush .... give it to him straight ...

You're almost polite ...

**Katman** · 7th June 2011, 18:19

Originally Posted by FJRider

You're almost polite ...

When I saw him on the weekend he didn't look well.

**FJRider** · 7th June 2011, 18:20

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

I'm trying to do a degree, so I'll have to see what I can do to get in.

Ummmmm to do a degree ... you have to get in ... which requires money .... and some degree of intelligence ...

Do you have either ... ??? (both will be required)

**SMOKEU** · 7th June 2011, 18:20

Originally Posted by FJRider

Ummmmm to do a degree ... you have to get in ... which requires money .... and some degree of intelligence ...

Do you have either ... ??? (both will be required)

Yes to both.