GPs can lick my balls

[Usarka]

Why are these fuckwits always late.

Don't give me the "oh but there's emergencies" bollox, every single frucken time I go I have to wait half an hour, last time I was the arrogant pricks first appointment after lunch. I bet he was jerking off while sniffing some old biddy's stool sample. Once in a while is fine, but every fucking time a coconut.

Every other company you pay $150/hr has worked out the art of resource scheduling and levelling. How many of us can keep customers waiting for 1/2 an hour and say "oh sorry I had an emergency" every time we see them.

Doctors can suck arse biscuit.

[rachprice]

Patients have a lovely habit of taking up your time

Door-handle problems

They spend 15min telling bout this rash and just as they walk out the door oh by the way I've been thinking about killing myself

Or the bad asthmatic that turns up insisting they aren't bad but are minutes from death

And you know what? So what if they had a break at lunch, god forbid they should eat eh? Or have a break, would you want a doctor working on you that hasn't eaten and has been working 8 hours in a row ???

[Usarka]

Sure there are emergencies and thats fine. But every single time they're late. I'd bet you $50,000 the next GP appointment I have I'll have to wait at least 15 minutes.

Professionals outside the health system deal with interuptions and emergencies all the time too but seem to manage it. How many people in the real world can keep customers waiting because they didn't have lunch?

[imdying]

I think you may have missed the thrust of his argument Rachel.

always late.

every single frucken time

Once in a while is fine, but every fucking time a coconut.

every time we see them.

I would have thought that changing doctors was a pretty obvious solution. Mind, who goes to the doctor often enough to care? Hmmmm, you got the AIDS Usarka?

[Usarka]

Hmmmm, you got the AIDS Usarka?

That's another thing, I got it from my doctor

[rachprice]

Things like that do happen everyday though you would be surprised

Most gp's aren't just being lazy late bastards on purpose, if they need to take extra time for someone in need they will

[imdying]

Things like that do happen everyday though

Really? I thought it was all the homos shagging each other in the anus that was the chief cause?

[Bald Eagle]

On the very rare ocassions I am forced to visit my local medical practice two things always happen:
1. I see a different Doctor every time
2. Regardless of my appointment time I have to wait beyond that.

If they book an appointment it would seem reasonable to be on time for it, after all we have to be otherwise the receptionist will tell you to go away. . Simple customer service.

I think it's their underlying GOD complex / arrogance that they don't need to care about customer service.

[rachprice]

Really? I thought it was all the homos shagging each other in the anus that was the chief cause?

Cheeky shit!

[Usarka]

Really? I thought it was all the homos shagging each other in the anus that was the chief cause?

Or if they reuse the glove

they don't need to care about customer service.

That's it, we're not customers despite paying $150/hr.

The guys in my team deal with interuptions and emergencies constantly but god help them if they're late for a customer meeting. But we factor these interuptions into our scheduling and resourcing so we can manage it most times - like just about every company outside health has to do these days.

[rachprice]

I think it's their underlying GOD complex / arrogance that they don't need to care about customer service.

that is fucking bullshit most doctors get into medicine because they do care

[ducatilover]

Looks like the whambulance is late today too I sure as hell wouldn't want to do their job, fuck that, too much stress. I'll stick to being a man slut.

[Usarka]

The whambulance is always on time.

I haven't had a good whinge for a while, it's like having a tug it cleans out the pipes. I'm kind of with you about not doing their job, the waiting room stank like some old bag's vag had prolapsed all over the floor and i was glad for an excuse to leave.

But then again I wouldn't want to work at Wendy's either but I always get my big classic on time!

[Crasherfromwayback]

Really? I thought it was all the homos shagging each other in the anus that was the chief cause?

Nope. It's all the arse banging homos shagging each other in the anus unprotected that does that!

[Hellzie]

Things like that do happen everyday though you would be surprised

Most gp's aren't just being lazy late bastards on purpose, if they need to take extra time for someone in need they will

But in that case shouldn't they leave enough contingency time in between appointments to cover those everyday occurrences?