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I've been cursed by many of my family for introducing there young 'uns to bikes.
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My three year old nephew in action. It's amazing how quick they pick these things up.
When you ride an S40... no one wants to talk to you...
Might have to buy a Honda, at least then the guys from Village People might wave and say hi
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nawwwww my lil man started out with "mamabike" when he was about 18 months old.
I think it was a combination of Mummy and Motorbike, cause Mummy rides a motorbike.
He is also a bit of a bike addict, and will happily ride around on the back of the bike now, he can't wait to get his own (he's almost 3) but I learnt a really awful lesson about bikes and strangers....
It was something I had a bit of a DUH moment about but maybe something to watch for if you see kids about the place.
My son was about 12 months old and not talking yet, we stopped at a cafe South of Shannon (has a mini farm thingy there) and were walking towards the cafe when a rather large (and utterly gorgeously shiny, all chrome!) Triumph pulled up, rider hopped off and walked inside.
My son was so excited and wanted to go and look so we did, but because I was ogling the bike myself, I didn't realise the little monkey was going to look with his hands, and put them onto some VERY hot metal.
Thankfully not actually exhaust, but chrome, and hot enough that poor little man was very upset for a few hours afterwards. Partly because it was hot, and partly he was devastated that the motorbike (favourite thing) hurt him.
He ended up with a couple of blisters on his fingers - thankfully nothing worse, but it really hit home how quickly kids will put hands out to touch things and a motorbike that's been ridden can have a multitude of hot spots. Even parts you don't really expect to be hot.
Where my son put his hands, was on some chrome around the footpegs.
So not exhaust, but hot enough to burn, whether it was heat transfer from the engine, or the sun, or what... I'm still not sure. Not fun anyway for any of us.
I'm just glad it didn't put him off for long![]()
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I am assured that I called them 'mo-bike's when I was that age. I think most of us did...
Good on you!My dad used to have an old helmet, and when I was (I think) about four, I saw a race on TV - I have a very vivid memory of racing around the lawn on my pushbike, with the (very much too big) helmet and my red puffa jacket (because the rider who won was in red).
I live on the same road as a school; several times I parked up outside (because our driveway is horrible to get down) and came back to kids looking at my bike. I loved seeing their smiles when I let them have a look - and when I started her up!
R.I.P. Kotaka - Honda CBR250RR 1990 MC22 - my first bike.
"You live more for five minutes going fast on a bike like that than other people do in all of their life." - Marco Simoncelli
Bloody 'ell, at this rate you guys should be organising a mini moto event for kids under ten!
This thread made me all warm inside
Haven't had the same pleasure as Slofox yet, but love cruising home from uni at the same time school finishes and sitting in traffic opposite kids in cars. They oggle you until you disappear some of them and love it when you give them a good rev
sadly my nephew doesn't have the same reaction... lucky little mite got a mini quad for his 3rd birthday and goes riding on the beach with his little mate regularly. Have decided my sister is far to nice haha
It wasn't me officer, I swear!
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