Why can't we stab burglars?

**scumdog** · 2nd July 2011, 20:21

Originally Posted by JimO

yea but if it was john citizen chasing and grabbing a burglar naked he would have been charged with indecent exposure and indecent assault, you got away with it because you have a get out of jail free card and were perhaps wearing a willy tassle

An angry look was all I was wearing...

**Big Dave** · 2nd July 2011, 20:23

Originally Posted by Usarka

Only if they're a slut.

'Not even with your dick' I believe is the punchline - the set up needs work.

**jaffaonajappa** · 2nd July 2011, 20:31

Some people are doing more than simply Stabbing...

Hell. I suspect I would unleash unconditionally if I caught someone in my home....I have my two kids living with me most of the time, and its a No Risk environment while they are here.

But the guy in this article took things just a wee bit to far. Even by home-invasion type standards, which I understand this was not.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crim...hing-I-ve-done

**short-circuit** · 2nd July 2011, 21:44

Originally Posted by JimO

na they have scotsmen there those cunts are as bad as maoris, and im half scottish so fuck you jimmi

Aye that's right ye wee shite - so fuck you an' aw.

**insane1** · 3rd July 2011, 09:29

most coconuts/maoris have the brains of sheep and are stupid /lazy enough to just sit on their arse for handouts ,unless breaking&entering theiving little cunts .

**Elysium** · 3rd July 2011, 13:47

Originally Posted by scumdog

Confront them while you're naked.

They run away.

Works for me.

"Why are you naked?"

-Dr. Venture

"To prey on their fears, move like an animal, to feel the kill!"

-Brock Samson

**Banditbandit** · 4th July 2011, 16:17

Originally Posted by insane1

most coconuts/maoris have the brains of sheep and are stupid /lazy enough to just sit on their arse for handouts ,unless breaking&entering theiving little cunts .

Are you taking up where SmokeU has left off?

**Indiana_Jones** · 4th July 2011, 17:47

Originally Posted by Elysium

"Why are you naked?"

-Dr. Venture

"To prey on their fears, move like an animal, to feel the kill!"

-Brock Samson

Fuck yeah, Venture Bros!

Love that show

-Indy

**jazfender** · 4th July 2011, 19:25

How many people would be in favour of a death sentence for theft?

**Scuba_Steve** · 4th July 2011, 19:38

Originally Posted by jazfender

How many people would be in favour of a death sentence for theft?

na, but I'm all for the 5-finger discount... gets harder to thief the more nubs u have

**short-circuit** · 4th July 2011, 20:54

Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve

gets harder to thief the more nubs u have

Harder to spell and write proper words also?

**jazfender** · 4th July 2011, 21:14

watch out bro, grammar police ain't gonna let you stab him.

**avgas** · 4th July 2011, 21:41

Originally Posted by SS90

Why can't we stab Burglers?

Because there is a very real chance than if the would is not fatal, they may well come back for a leveler......

Rule 2# - Double Tap

**Geeen** · 4th July 2011, 22:02

Originally Posted by imdying

Why, did they stop making carpet?

Nah, The Mrs will give you the bash for getting blood on her new carpet "Do you have ANY idea how hard that stuff is to get out!?!?" ... Whack ..... THUD