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  1. 2nd July 2011, 15:28 #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by RobGassit View Post
    My nomination is Mrs Melandri.Attachment 241515
    Thanks Mr Gassit, for the best thread in farkin' ages! My aging loins thank you .
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  2. 2nd July 2011, 15:33 #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mental Trousers View Post
    I think Crasher would refer to that her as Womble snout tits.
    Definitely!!

    Those tits suck ass
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    Quote Originally Posted by rachprice View Post
    Definitely!!

    Those tits suck ass
    Especially compared to yours!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    Especially compared to yours!
    Does that mean Crasher is nominating Rachel?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RobGassit View Post
    Does that mean Crasher is nominating Rachel?
    Can't. We're not married!
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  6. 2nd July 2011, 16:41 #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    Can't. We're not married!
    Jeez mate,, judging by the way she rips into you I made the assumption she had been squeezin your balls for years. If it's not legal then you must be a masochist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RobGassit View Post
    Jeez mate,, judging by the way she rips into you I made the assumption she had been squeezin your balls for years. If it's not legal then you must be a masochist.
    Hahahaha!!!

    Dam right! Only 2 years though

    And I dream of looking like those hot bitches
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    Quote Originally Posted by rachprice View Post
    Hahahaha!!!

    Dam right! Only 2 years though
    Ouch...my balls!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trudes View Post
    Oh come on Hels, you're a sexy bitch! Surely you're more of a orange lollipop than an oompa loompa!
    I'd rather be the lollypop in the equation.

    There's actually quite a few sexy bitches at the local tracks...can't understand why the Kiwibikers on here can't appreciate the local talent.

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    Mrs? Phuck! Got distracted. Must be somebodys Mrs. Vermuelin? Just a stab in the trailer, er,,I mean dark!
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    Lucky bastard!Click image for larger version.  Name: Laverty_Monza_DRE_087_700.jpg  Views: 102  Size: 296.8 KB  ID: 241991
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    i think as a racer, i have the best "wife" not only does he work magic on my bike... he looks hot in lingerie too!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicksta View Post
    i think as a racer, i have the best "wife" not only does he work magic on my bike... he looks hot in lingerie too!!!!
    Your missus is a bit of a bushpig, Nicksta!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    Your missus is a bit of a bushpig, Nicksta!
    What do you mean "a bit?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by RobGassit View Post
    How about havin Mrs De Puniet holding your brolly?Attachment 241518
    Shes just his shag She was engaged to Dan Stauffer
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