WTF! A thread about I can't understand my wife

**Crim** · 9th July 2011, 17:04

G'day,

Thought I would post my little rant on here seeing as how one of today's instances is bike related - a little thread / rant about supplying a solution that didn't quite marry up to your partner's / wife's / better half's expectations

All happened today,
1. I had stacked a bit of bike paraphenalia and tyres in the garage restricting 'er indoors' access to the light switch - she asked me to "sort it out" so I stuck a bamboo tomato pole so she could reach

she wasn't happy - WTF!
2. I jumped out of the shower this morning, she took one look at my back and said "you need a shave before we got to Oz" - I quickly did my chin

she wasn't happy - WTF!

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3. Lastly we are having a few mates round tonight for 'er indoors' birthday and she asked me to set up the seating - I did, three rows grandstand esque for the game tonight

she wasn't happy - WTF!

**98tls** · 9th July 2011, 17:11

Nice work mate.What about some elevation on the back row?

**thepom** · 9th July 2011, 17:12

Sounds like we have the same wife!!!!!

**Crim** · 9th July 2011, 17:14

Originally Posted by 98tls

Nice work mate.What about some elevation on the back row?

First row couches, then dining chairs, then bar stools

**JATZ** · 9th July 2011, 17:18

Originally Posted by Crim

G'day,

Thought I would post my little rant on here seeing as how one of today's instances is bike related - a little thread / rant about supplying a solution that didn't quite marry up to your partner's / wife's / better half's expectations

All happened today,
1. I had stacked a bit of bike paraphenalia and tyres in the garage restricting 'er indoors' access to the light switch - she asked me to "sort it out" so I stuck a bamboo tomato pole so she could reach

she wasn't happy - WTF!
2. I jumped out of the shower this morning, she took one look at my back and said "you need a shave before we got to Oz" - I quickly did my chin

she wasn't happy - WTF!

3. Lastly we are having a few mates round tonight for 'er indoors' birthday and she asked me to set up the seating - I did, three rows grandstand esque for the game tonight

she wasn't happy - WTF!

#1 I suggest you tell her to keep out of the garage, it's for storing stuff and fixing stuff and things like that, and whats she doin out of the kitchen anyway

#2

TMI Crim TMI

#3 You need a biggerer telly

**98tls** · 9th July 2011, 17:19

Originally Posted by Crim

First row couches, then dining chairs, then bar stools

Works for me,down here ive got all set up,got a few coming round but sadly its started pissing down so looks like her indoors is going to get wet when its time to start up the bbq.............

in my dreams eh

**tigertim20** · 9th July 2011, 18:08

get her some life insurance . . . . .

**Eddieb** · 9th July 2011, 18:16

Having met Crim's lovely wife I'd put my money on her winning

**FJRider** · 9th July 2011, 18:25

Originally Posted by tigertim20

get her some life insurance . . . . .

Nah ... an invite for one of her female friends to come round and hold the umbrella ...

**FJRider** · 9th July 2011, 18:31

Originally Posted by Crim

G'day,

Thought I would post my little rant on here seeing as how one of today's instances is bike related - a little thread / rant about supplying a solution that didn't quite marry up to your partner's / wife's / better half's expectations

All happened today,
1. I had stacked a bit of bike paraphenalia and tyres in the garage restricting 'er indoors' access to the light switch - she asked me to "sort it out" so I stuck a bamboo tomato pole so she could reach

she wasn't happy - WTF!
2. I jumped out of the shower this morning, she took one look at my back and said "you need a shave before we got to Oz" - I quickly did my chin

she wasn't happy - WTF!
3. Lastly we are having a few mates round tonight for 'er indoors' birthday and she asked me to set up the seating - I did, three rows grandstand esque for the game tonight

she wasn't happy - WTF!

1. Fit a security sensor switch/light in the garage ... no need to reach for anything ... if she keeps moving ...
2. Show her your funny side ... turn around ...
3. Shorten the leg length on the front row ... DONE ..

**98tls** · 9th July 2011, 18:32

Originally Posted by FJRider

Nah ... an invite for one of her female friends to come round and hold the umbrella ...

Actually not a bad idea,one of her mates has huge saddlebags,set her up on a stool chest out and alls good,might even offer to stand under em myself "raindrops keep falling on my head"