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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    and I've become a skinny prick...
    WHAT! Your dick shrank too? Or did I read that wrong.

    Not for me cobber. Those things are bloody dangerous didn't your mother tell you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    Shouldn't be too difficult to get it lower than a
    Which reminds me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    I bet its the (not so) faint whiff of arrogance, the aroma of condescending overtone, the...

    Oh hang on, I think something's burning in my kitchen...
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    Quote Originally Posted by schrodingers cat View Post
    WHAT! Your dick shrank too? Or did I read that wrong.

    Not for me cobber. Those things are bloody dangerous didn't your mother tell you?
    You ride a TF 185 and you have the cheek to talk to me about riding a pushie? Well done! You're bang on topic with that comment coz it certainly made me say WTF? If you're that interested in the size of my dick I'll just have to haul arse up to Christchurch and tell you to "Brace yersel' Laddie!"

    Funny how we express ourselveds though innit? I used to be a fat cunt and now I'm a skinny prick. How does that shit work?
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Funny how we express ourselveds though innit? I used to be a fat cunt and now I'm a skinny prick. How does that shit work?
    You're still a cunt though
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    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    You're still a cunt though
    I was going to say "still a dodgy scotsman".

    You have such a way with words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    You have such a way with words.
    It's because I went to the right school
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
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    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    It's because I went to the right school
    You got a scholarship to reform school, didn't you??
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    I used to be a fat cunt and now I'm a skinny prick. How does that shit work?
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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    What is an Oxford comma?
    An Oxford resident who is unconscious???

    Let's restart that thread on what to use for dunny paper when you haven't got any....
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    I didn't say I would remain completely in the dark though

    I smell a return of the good ol days in the air
    You can post smells on the internet???

    (Got any used knickers?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    You ride a TF 185
    psssst - don't believe everything you read on te interwebz...
    "I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it." -- Erwin Schrodinger talking about quantum mechanics.

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    What the fuck is the internet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    You're still a cunt though
    Yeah, but Scottish... Being Scottish makes it better, no matter what

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    You can post smells on the internet???

    (Got any used knickers?)
    Scratch your screen and ya never know what might happen.

    Quote Originally Posted by schrodingers cat View Post
    psssst - don't believe everything you read on te interwebz...
    Note to self: Suspicions were correct...disregard all posts by Schrodinger's pussy as unsupported drivel.

    Glad we cleared that up.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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