Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club - New website. Oohhhh...

**Fatt Max** · 13th July 2011, 18:26

Woo hoo......

Today sees the launch of the new Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club website.

Its taken a lot of blood, sweat, tea and pies to get done, special thanks to Paul, the interweb expert who got it all over the line without gaining a whiff of a KG.

The new site has all sorts of gut wobbling goodies like photo albums, events calendar and a special sexy black look....ok, jury is out on that one but it still gives most people the 'orn....

Check it out here: http://www.fatbikersmc.co.nz/

Feel free to post feedback in the 'Contact Us' section of the site, or simply call me a fat, slobbering twat on KB, either way...

Thanks my lovelies.....

**hellokitty** · 15th July 2011, 06:38

Good stuff! Loving the "Daisy" shirt too!

**Garfield** · 15th July 2011, 10:54

Great site........ awesome giftware available too!

**gijoe1313** · 15th July 2011, 11:25

Wot, no pies? Say it ain't so!

**varminter** · 15th July 2011, 19:49

Do you have to be fat to join? I'm celuliticaly challenged, 5'11" 77Kg's. I could stuff a pillow up me jacket if that will help?

**Fatt Max** · 15th July 2011, 20:46

Originally Posted by varminter

Do you have to be fat to join? I'm celuliticaly challenged, 5'11" 77Kg's. I could stuff a pillow up me jacket if that will help?

No mate, the mere fact you have asked is good enough for you to be part of these lardy Louts,

Register on the site and I'll stick you on the mailing list mate

77kg's, hmmmm, a work in progress meethinks...

**Garfield** · 15th July 2011, 21:07

I'm not fat............... I am half bulimic...............I binge but forget to throw up

as all I want to do after a good snack is take a power nap!
I am thinking of getting the phrase 'I beat anorexia' on my FBMC T shirt,,,,,in fact there's a thought Mark for the next line of fashionista FBMC

**baptist** · 15th July 2011, 21:26

Originally Posted by Garfield

I'm not fat............... I am half bulimic...............I binge but forget to throw up

green on the way...

Originally Posted by varminter

Do you have to be fat to join? I'm celuliticaly challenged, 5'11" 77Kg's. I could stuff a pillow up me jacket if that will help?

I have just the prescription for your ailment my friend... Two steak and cheese pies followed by a deep fried mars bar, this is to be taken three times a day until you have to rest your gut on your fuel tank to ride...

**cheshirecat** · 15th July 2011, 21:40

I'm only 82kg but enjoy ecky thump and mushy peas for lunch -will that qualify membership?

**nzspokes** · 15th July 2011, 21:43

Ive joined up. Only 100kg, got some work to do. Reckon I could heat up a pie on my 250, eat and ride.....

**Fatt Max** · 15th July 2011, 22:04

Originally Posted by cheshirecat

I'm only 82kg but enjoy ecky thump and mushy peas for lunch -will that qualify membership?

Yer in mate, say no more......!!!

**cheshirecat** · 15th July 2011, 22:13

Done, now for a nicely warmed up flat murkey one

**ynot slow** · 16th July 2011, 08:36

Originally Posted by varminter

Do you have to be fat to join? I'm celuliticaly challenged, 5'11" 77Kg's. I could stuff a pillow up me jacket if that will help?

Hell I jumped on scales yesterday and was 57kg(5'8"),was a fat biker now aint sure lol,last year about 80kg,mind you when shit in my life returns to normal might add to my svelte frame lol.My half bro is not much less than me,but he's a bloody jockey.

**shrub** · 18th July 2011, 11:40

nice work. Finally a place for us lardarses

**St_Gabriel** · 18th July 2011, 21:59

So whens the inaugural pilgrimage to the the brand new Carl's Jr opening in Takanini?

Mmmmmm Portobello mushroom burger sounds goooooood and handy for the "Fat Bastards in training" to attain their goals....