Burglar VS Gentle Giant: 15yrs old & stood his ground!

**Spearfish** · 29th July 2011, 14:14

Originally Posted by sugilite

Your body awakes with a start, you hear something banging in the garage, you stumble through the kitchen, still half asleep picking up the knife used to cut your 15th birthday cake last night, I mean they all pick up a weapon when investigating strange noises at night in the movies eh? You open the door to the garage, getting blinded by the light, you see a silhouette of a man rushing towards you, throwing your arms in FRIGHT, the burglar runs onto the knife!!! In that absolutely foreign and ghastly moment in your innocent gentle life, you just cannot get that horrible thought from your mind.......... "Geez I hope those fellahs on the KB forum go easy on me tomorrow"

I have a suspicion you just made that story up.

**Mental Trousers** · 29th July 2011, 14:23

Originally Posted by Virago

Again, it comes down to degree. How about shooting speeding motorcyclists? After all, they're breaking the law...

They shouldn't get caught.

Personal Responsibility - get caught doing 150kph in an 80 zone you might just fall down some stairs in the cells. If you don't want to fall down those stairs, don't get caught. Better yet, don't do the crime.

**MisterD** · 29th July 2011, 16:22

Grabbing a knife in this situation is stupid - you have to get much too close to the intruder to use it and run a reasonable risk of it ending up sticking in you instead.

My recommendation is the 7-iron.

**Indiana_Jones** · 29th July 2011, 16:40

Originally Posted by MisterD

Grabbing a knife in this situation is stupid - you have to get much too close to the intruder to use it and run a reasonable risk of it ending up sticking in you instead.

My recommendation is the 7-iron.

Scale rule up the arse

with deep heat on it

-Indy

**Virago** · 29th July 2011, 19:08

So, confirmed on TV news report - it was an external garage - it was not a "home invasion".

The burglar was stabbed three times - in the back. Self-defence...? Yeah, right...

I can only reiterate that a court of law will decide if it was justifiable.

**admenk** · 29th July 2011, 19:10

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

Scale rule up the arse

with deep heat on it

-Indy

That was you, was it? - I still can't walk properly

**scumdog** · 29th July 2011, 19:21

How much is the levy wot burglars pay to ACC??

**scumdog** · 29th July 2011, 19:23

Originally Posted by Virago

So, confirmed on TV news report - it was an external garage - it was not a "home invasion".

The burglar was stabbed three times - in the back. Self-defence...? Yeah, right...

I can only reiterate that a court of law will decide if it was justifiable.

Stop fuckin' with the minds of drongos here on KB.

Leave it to me......

**JimO** · 29th July 2011, 20:19

Originally Posted by Virago

Cool - does that mean I can shoot the bastard who occasionally pinches my newspaper in the morning? Awesome...

you arnt quick enough to catch me

**jazfender** · 29th July 2011, 20:24

Gentle Giant? That stabs cunts...?

**Kickaha** · 29th July 2011, 20:24

Originally Posted by JimO

you arnt quick enough to catch me

His legs are to short to be able to run very fast

**JimO** · 29th July 2011, 20:26

Originally Posted by Virago

The burglar was stabbed three times - in the back. Self-defence...? Yeah, right...

the bugler may have had dad on the floor when junior stabbeded him, if it was me i would have chucked the dogs in the shed and locked the door, they would either all be great friends or somebody will be getting a chewing

**bogan** · 29th July 2011, 20:36

Originally Posted by jazfender

Gentle Giant? That stabs cunts...?

Anatomically correct for some I guess

Reckon he should have just given him a good smack, stabbing suggests a decision to inflict harm above what is necessary for self, and property, defense.

**jazfender** · 29th July 2011, 20:39

Originally Posted by bogan

Anatomically correct for some I guess

Reckon he should have just given him a good smack, stabbing suggests a decision to inflict harm above what is necessary for self, and property, defense.

he shoulda just quad damage rail-gunned that shit.