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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    If you can see the laser on you it probably means you've fucked up and about to 'ride the lightening' c/o a taser.

    The type they use on the road is invisible.

    Stop whining Indy....
    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10660417

    Still BS

    ...so I can laser them with the invisible ones too then?

    Also are radar jammers legal?

    I doubt they are, which is lame as it kinda pisses on the cat and mouse game lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post

    ...so I can laser them with the invisible ones too then?
    -Indy
    Sure.

    But how would they know???
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Sure.

    But how would they know???
    I send them a read out in the mail with a fine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10660417

    Still BS

    ...so I can laser them with the invisible ones too then?

    Also are radar jammers legal?

    I doubt they are, which is lame as it kinda pisses on the cat and mouse game lol

    -Indy
    Radar jammers are illegal under rf law I believe, they tend to interfere will all rf radios, cells etc so are banned

    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Sure.

    But how would they know???
    really? can I hold you to that???

    I work with a few invisible lasers & trust me you'd know if one hit you, especially in the eyes. Effects can range from "shit it's like I just looked at the sun" to "fuck I'm blind & my eyeballs are literally on fire"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve View Post
    I work with a few invisible lasers & trust me you'd know if one hit you, especially in the eyes. Effects can range from "shit it's like I just looked at the sun" to "fuck I'm blind & my eyeballs are literally on fire"
    Probably not what Indy has - or should be allowed!!
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    That sounds awesome! where can I get one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    That sounds awesome! where can I get one!

    -Indy
    Well you'll need a chassis & a couple cards that'll set ya back about 1/4 mil add another hundy for a fibre so u can direct the laser. Will that be cash or credit???
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    Quote Originally Posted by steve_t View Post
    Dunno how easy it would be to target a bike.
    I've mentioned it before, the ZX12 guys in the US (a couple of genuine rocket scientists) did some testing, and reckoned the only place you could get a reading on the 12 was the headlights. They were gonna make some sort of film to stop it, but still let the light out. Dunno if they ever did. They also reckoned they could make a unit to send back a signal strong enough to kill the gun permanently....
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    Quote Originally Posted by DEATH_INC. View Post
    I've mentioned it before, the ZX12 guys in the US (a couple of genuine rocket scientists) did some testing, and reckoned the only place you could get a reading on the 12 was the headlights. They were gonna make some sort of film to stop it, but still let the light out. Dunno if they ever did. They also reckoned they could make a unit to send back a signal strong enough to kill the gun permanently....
    Was just reading on a thread and in the first post the OP was talking about that film, amazing what you can get/find out when you work for Northrop Grunman (SP?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by DEATH_INC. View Post
    I've mentioned it before, the ZX12 guys in the US (a couple of genuine rocket scientists) did some testing, and reckoned the only place you could get a reading on the 12 was the headlights. They were gonna make some sort of film to stop it, but still let the light out. Dunno if they ever did. They also reckoned they could make a unit to send back a signal strong enough to kill the gun permanently....
    I wonder if it'd be doubly hard to read the newer bug eyed ZX6R and ZX10R with small projector headlights
    That film to stop it is probably this http://www.laserveil.com/


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    Apparently parking sensors make good laser jammers.........
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    I have a special device that takes the incoming laser signal, up converts it to gamma rays then sends it back down stream thereby vapourising the original device and anyone in the vicinity. The big problem is that it's mains powered so I can't go far from the house and when I do use it all the lights go off in town.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SPman View Post
    Apparently parking sensors make good laser jammers.........
    Well if you want parking sensors or laser jammers then PM and I'll hook you up!

    Laser jammers are not illegal to own. They are not illegal to operate, unless you are using then to pervert the course of justice, or obscuring your number plate, or operating a vehicle in an unsafe manor, or, or, or etc. You get the idea.
    There are probably a dozen different ways they could charge you indirectly regarding jammers.
    Radar jammers are illegal to operate because the frequency of police radar is a "protected" frequency, like military freq's etc and therefore you are not allowed to use those same freq's.
    Also just so there is no confusion There is no commercially available radar jammer on the world market for civilian auto-mobiles!

    And before the flamers start up, check the net and if you find one let me know, BUT it must be supported with independant testing not the manufacturers claims (I.E. do not tell me about Rocky Mountain Radar and their range of "jammers" that have been scientifically proven not only not to jam radar, they aren't even very good detectors (worse on test most times!).
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