Car parked in motorcycle parking, what to do?

[nodrog:Me]

....I wish I'd thought of collecting paper and pen for a note when I went back to work.......

Couldnt you have just used your lipstick to write a note on one of your stayfree pads or something?

[avgas]

Ummmmm put the photo up on here and do nothing............karma will catch up

[shrub]

A few years ago I came across an SUV in a bike park, and there was a bike in front very close, so the only room for me was directly behind. It was near a cafe and I had some time up my sleeve so sat back to watch. After about 10 minutes the driver came back, saw the situation and walked backwards and forwards looking confused. Got in his car, got out, looked pissed off and then walked up to my bike and looked like he was about to move it. I got up, walked up behind him and said very quietly "I wouldn't do that mate, touching my bike is a really bad idea". He turned around, saw me and almost burst into tears (I'm a big bastard). Copious apologies and "mate, I didn't know that was your bike, I'm really sorry, I need to get out... can you please move it?" I explained the morality of his actions to him and that there was a parking building less than a block away, then informed him that I had lunch ordered but would be leaving as soon as I had finished so maybe he might like to do some shopping? He looked at the bike in front of him, I shook my head and said "not a good idea, best you leave it where it is". He got in his car and I returned to my table where had a leisurely lunch before riding away. I wonder whether he will do that again?

[Parlane]

A few years ago I came across an SUV in a bike park, and there was a bike in front very close, so the only room for me was directly behind. It was near a cafe and I had some time up my sleeve so sat back to watch. After about 10 minutes the driver came back, saw the situation and walked backwards and forwards looking confused. Got in his car, got out, looked pissed off and then walked up to my bike and looked like he was about to move it. I got up, walked up behind him and said very quietly "I wouldn't do that mate, touching my bike is a really bad idea". He turned around, saw me and almost burst into tears (I'm a big bastard). Copious apologies and "mate, I didn't know that was your bike, I'm really sorry, I need to get out... can you please move it?" I explained the morality of his actions to him and that there was a parking building less than a block away, then informed him that I had lunch ordered but would be leaving as soon as I had finished so maybe he might like to do some shopping? He looked at the bike in front of him, I shook my head and said "not a good idea, best you leave it where it is". He got in his car and I returned to my table where had a leisurely lunch before riding away. I wonder whether he will do that again?

Best story yet! I love how you didn't move it until after you were finished your lunch!

[Crasherfromwayback]

Put holes in their radiator.

let a tyre down, small stone in value, see how funny he thinks that is

No. Let two tyres down. Leave a note something along the lines of "you parked in a two wheeled parking zone ... now you have two wheels". That is my fantasy plan for the next time it happens to me. In reality though I shall probably just fume again.

I'm with him.
Just slash the tyres and walk away.

Don't vandalise the thing for fucks sake. There could be a very good reason it's there. Like it broke down or something. Sure it may piss you off...but fucking someones vehicle before you know why it's there?

Makes you a bigger cunt than they are.

[Parlane]

Don't vandalise the thing for fucks sake. There could be a very good reason it's there. Like it broke down or something. Sure it may piss you off...but fucking someones vehicle before you know why it's there?

Makes you a bigger cunt than they are.

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Instead, wait until the driver returns. Ask them why they are parked there, if they say "sorry, I needed to get my pie, I was only here for 5 minutes (you have been waiting for 30)"

Then slash his/her tyres infront of him/her.

[Crasherfromwayback]

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Instead, wait until the driver returns. Ask them why they are parked there, if they say "sorry, I needed to get my pie, I was only here for 5 minutes (you have been waiting for 30)"

Then slash his/her tyres infront of him/her.

If you've got nothing better to do than stand round for half an hour scratching your arse you're a sad cunt instead.

[Parlane]

If you've got nothing better to do than stand round for half an hour scratching your arse you're a sad cunt instead.

I was not actually serious.

[Zedder]

I was not actually serious.

Seriously?

[Crasherfromwayback]

I was not actually serious.

Maybe not...but I know quite a few people that actually would!

[Parlane]

Seriously?

I was seriously not being serious.

Maybe not...but I know quite a few people that actually would!

Please tell me they don't live in Christchurch lol.

[Zedder]

I was seriously not being serious.



Please tell me they don't live in Christchurch lol.

But there are varying degrees of serious. On a scale of 1-10 (1 being least serious and 10 being extremely serious), how serious are you about not being serious.

Mr Knuckles and Mr Pyro could be coming to a "theatre" near you.

[Parlane]

But there are varying degrees of serious. On a scale of 1-10 (1 being least serious and 10 being extremely serious), how serious are you about not being serious.

Mr Knuckles and Mr Pyro could be coming to a "theatre" near you.

About 9.87. Give or take 5.6333333333333* .


*recurring.

[Zedder]

About 9.87. Give or take 5.6333333333333* .


*recurring.

Close enough.

[steve_t]

Have u guys been drinking this morning?