I might have a go at sueing Toyota!!!
The farken Toyota Hiace seats don't go back far enough so the steering wheel rubs a hole through my muumuu. Shit, once its through the material it rubs the moobs something awful. Chain wax helps- (a wee tip for free)
I'm sick of my fat looking arse in this!! rant over
"Your talent determines what you can do. Your motivation determines how much you are willing to do. Your attitude determines how well you do it."
-Lou Holtz
Only 134kg poor bugger needs a decent meal or two to bring him up to normal size.
Midwives. [Helping people out]
I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.
how come you can sue Maccas for making you fat, and tobacco companies for giving you cancer, but you cant sue Jim Beam for all the ugly bitches you've fucked?
Look, obviously, there was a time when he COULD fit in the booths.
Now He cant.
Its not a difficult equation is it?
could fit then + Cant fit now = fat cunt should go to jenny craig and leave the junk food alone.
How do you know that the last time he fitted wasn't when he was ten, or that he didn't first go to White Castle or whatever until he was already too big.
BTW haven't you heard, Jenny Craig makes you bigger in the long run.
I like the way he is so concerned about pregnant woman. He is probably right that they wont fit in the booth but that might be better for bubs anyhow.
"Today I learned that a Gladius was a short sword used by the Roman Legion
I thought it might have been Latin for vagina, or something...... "
HenryDorsetCase
I used to get "crave cases" from whitecastle with my friends..... 30 burgers for like 14 bucks (at the time), and it came in a cardboard box that looked like a briefcase, complete with a cardboard handle. Loved them, but yeah, about 6 and your stomach wont be too happy. I wonder if they still have "chicken rings"..... ah do I miss american fast food!
http://fthisdiet.files.wordpress.com...meals_case.jpg
It is the fault of the outlet for saying they would change the booth size and then not doing it
They should have just told him to fuck off when he asked them to
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