Hardcore Biker
I think it's just a fear/fright reaction.
It's like they've sat tight until the last moment then lost their bottle an made a run for it.
Getting run over by cars seems to be a very popular way for cats to die,,,I figure if ours live past the first two years,,then their also past that sort of sillyness an then tend to live for quite some time.
Dogs on the other hand,,,are just dumb.
Forum whore
Messy innit? I ended up with 2 halves of a sheep, and blood and stomach contents all over my VFR.Originally Posted by slofox
Ran into one of them not so long ago too...
Forum whore
I killed a fan tail at high speed, was large amount of blood down one side of the bike..
on that note of cats and running over,
The vet that I take my 2 retards too lives up the road from me, Ironically, his cat has no tail, he ran it over and had to cut it off, and his last cat died after he.. well ran it over..
Geriatric hoon
The cat knows it's got nine lives and you have just the one?
There is a grey blur, and a green blur. I try to stay on the grey one. - Joey Dunlop
I haz a bieks :D
All this talk of cats, yet nothing about the amazing combination or equal parts carrion to hawk creating a single, immobile entity waiting right on the apex?
Well, shit.
Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
Grumpy Old Bastard
I've never actually hit one yet but by hell I've had some pretty close-up views of their feather patterns...
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
mad thou rider
the road code refers to pesky animals (namely dogs) and how to deal with them when they run in your wayYou think cats are bad? just wait till you meet Dogs or CBD pedestrians fucking stupid animals they are
basically it says slow down on approach, give the bastards a fucking good boot, then gas it.
I use the same approach on dumb cunts in town walking out in front of me.
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Ah fuck, I got them mixed up, I thought it was gas it, boot, then slow down. A power assisted falcon kick, if you will. Isn't that why they make Ti toe sliders?the road code refers to pesky animals (namely dogs) and how to deal with them when they run in your way
basically it says slow down on approach, give the bastards a fucking good boot, then gas it.
I use the same approach on dumb cunts in town walking out in front of me.
"A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer" - Tad Ghostal
Forum whore
Oh,the road code refers to pesky animals (namely dogs) and how to deal with them when they run in your way
basically it says slow down on approach, give the bastards a fucking good boot, then gas it.
I use the same approach on dumb cunts in town walking out in front of me.
I thought you got off then slugged them, then left..
I usually take on the children who do it,
they are about my height
Forum whore
To show the possum how it should be done
Born to be mild
I had one run out in front of me once leant into a corner at about 130k. I couldn't change direction so I just closed my eyes...
... and didn't hit it. No idea how much I missed it by of course.
Oh, and today with visor up at 55kph I got a bumblebee in the face. Pulled over and whipped the helmet off. It wasn't in there so I checked my face in the mirror to see a great big bumblebee sitting on my chin. Eeek! Fortunately I was wearing my balaclava so it didn't eat me. I quickly flicked it off with my gloved hand. I DONT LIKE BEES!
Grow older but never grow up
Forum whore
When I was younger and going about on a 50cc scooter in a tshirt, I got a wasp stuck in my arm at 50km, problem is,
IM ALLERGIC! haha
mad thou rider
hahaha! love it!! Im going to go into town right now and give it a go. I wonder if I can kick a small child clear across an intersection?
Forum whore
LOL, be like playing kick back!
Forum whore
At town speeds it's one thing. Try kicking a staionary object at 120 though, I dare ya.
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