ducatilover's squidtastic pile of crap

[ducatilover]

Is that like a computer made out of water?

I reckon we go with the simple option here. Put an extra caliper on the rear rotor (underslung), and hook its master up to a mechanical gyro. Gyro stays level, bike goes to far back, bam, back brake comes on. Various lever ratios would give different rotational correction velocites, so no problems there. The rotational correction velocity would also be proportional to the unintended pre-correction velocity, thus promoting learning
Might have to run the gyro with an air turbine, but could add an air compressor on there too. Much simpler than a precision bar out the back with wheels!

Easy peasy mate, will have i done in a jiffy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T8Sn...eature=related

Doug,
Build one.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Parlane]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da4rJ...eature=related

Yes, yes he just back flipped off his bike...

[ducatilover]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da4rJ...eature=related

Yes, yes he just back flipped off his bike...

Oh fuck....flip OFF the bike, not flip the bike? I knew I did something wrong

[Parlane]

Oh fuck....flip OFF the bike, not flip the bike? I knew I did something wrong

He even catches it at 12 o'clock lol.

[ducatilover]

He even catches it at 12 o'clock lol.

I was checking the road surface, because I'm great

[Parlane]

I was checking the road surface, because I'm great

Did you have some constructive criticism for the council after your checks were completed?

[ducatilover]

Did you have some constructive criticism for the council after your checks were completed?

Yeah, it was fuckin' dirty. Some cunt had put Kawasaki all over the road.

[DrunkenMistake]

Yeah, it was fuckin' dirty. Some cunt had put A Kawasaki all over the road.

fixed that for you.

[MikeD400]

Yeah, it was fuckin' dirty. Some cunt had put Kawasaki all over the road.

Speaking of Kwakasaki, hows the part of the bike that didnt get pile drived into that road coming along?

[ducatilover]

fixed that for you.

Thanks mate!

Speaking of Kwakasaki, hows the part of the bike that didnt get pile drived into that road coming along?

No real progress. Will smooth the tank/cowling this week hopefully and get it prepped for paint. Will be doing it burgundy, same burgundy as a DA Honda Integra.
Nothing else worth noting though unfortunately

[bogan]

Still have to mosey out some time and help you figure out the caliper brackets and speedo drive width. May be 2moro if the weather is good and suits you?

[ducatilover]

My laptop lives again!

Started throwing bog on the beast Bogan has been doing magic and extreme engineering things so the front wheel and brakes can fit Pics of that when it's done.

Been busy fixing everyone else' cars lately and picked up a super ghey nana corolla for myself

[ducatilover]

I lost the cable to upload photos

Went up to Massey today and Bogan whipped up some choice brake adapter brackets, machined the forks and callipers while I looked at the crumpet walking past, made dumb comments and smoked a lot

Will get pics up when I can, they look awesome.

I have a date with some beer now

[ducatilover]

Still haven't found my phone-computer cable

Have started sanding the rear of the frame to get rid of the amazingly shit Kawasaki casting.
Ditched the airbox, will slam pods on that whore. The battery and loom is now under the tank where the air box was mass centralisation and all that baloney.

Will be taking another few feet out of the loom also, it's stupidly long.
Tank is almost smoothed out, ran out of filler and spot putty Had to throw some at my ghey Corolla.

The arc eye inducing tail light is wired in.
Ignition works
The reg/rec wiring has pulled out (like a naughty catholic) and one wire from the CDI, easy fix.

I have to find ZXR400 brake lines, the one from the master to the splitter is about four miles long.

[bogan]

I have to find ZXR400 brake lines, the one from the master to the splitter is about four miles long.

Put a sheepshank knot into it!