MotoGP 2011

**grantnz** · 18th October 2011, 17:59

Jorge has lost something. the case for fingerless gloves... Crashed right in front of us. Was a bit sad to see the end of the 2011 MotoGp end this way... no more 125's, no more 800's, no more Caparossi, Rossi crashing again, he is giving Ducati a bad name so that I now can't ride my Duc through town and now have to take the back roads. Poor seagull is going to have to try and shit a bone and will have probably died trying by now. George was trying to flick the chick who looked like Sharon on Kath and Kim...

**RobGassit** · 18th October 2011, 18:19

You have to giggle when the Medical Staff look like they are one pie away from a cardiac infarction themselves. I always enjoy watching them jump down the tyre wall as they rush to deliver life saving advice, which usually can't be heard from the rider anyway because, A: He has a phuckin helmet and earplugs on, B: The Medic is breathing so hard from running 10 steps they can hardly speak, and C: When you have just crashed your phuckin brains out the last thing you want is some advice on how to walk from some twat who eats with both hands and drives a KIA.

If they really cared a shit about your well being and speedy recovery, they would have a cold beer ready for you.

**grantnz** · 18th October 2011, 18:24

Originally Posted by RobGassit

You have to giggle when the Medical Staff look like they are one pie away from a cardiac infarction themselves. I always enjoy watching them jump down the tyre wall as they rush to deliver life saving advice, which usually can't be heard from the rider anyway because, A: He has a phuckin helmet and earplugs on, B: The Medic is breathing so hard from running 10 steps they can hardly speak, and C: When you have just crashed your phuckin brains out the last thing you want is some advice on how to walk from some twat who eats with both hands and drives a KIA.

If they really cared a shit about your well being and speedy recovery, they would have a cold beer ready for you.

When they brought the crash bags up, the big foam pads, it was unclear as to weather that was what it said on the side of the bag,..... or was it just lunch....

**RobGassit** · 18th October 2011, 18:31

Nice pics by the way. Well done. How about next time you photoshop out jabba the hutt and include a few pissed ozzy sheilas with their tits out for the boys. You have some responsibilities to the poor bastards who didn't get there this year you know.

**Dutchee** · 18th October 2011, 21:01

Originally Posted by RobGassit

Nice pics by the way. Well done. How about next time you photoshop out jabba the hutt and include a few pissed ozzy sheilas with their tits out for the boys. You have some responsibilities to the poor bastards who didn't get there this year you know.

Not sure any Aussie sheilas got pissed enough to show off their tits. Funny as hell, even the guys seemed to be using the loo's instead of just pissing against trees - I think everything was shrinking due to cold (as well as Jorge's fingers).

Was an awesome weekend, just a shame the "main race" was so damned boring, and PI put on its usual weather (but definitely less rain than last year, which was great).

**rachprice** · 18th October 2011, 21:21

I enjoyed the race but then I put $10 on simoncelli paying $50 so it was a little more interesting ha!

But still, must have been better on camera!

Can't wait to go back it's so much fun!

**cc rider** · 18th October 2011, 21:34

Originally Posted by rachprice

Can't wait to go back it's so much fun!

Come stay with us next visit. Would be great to catch up again girl.

**R6_kid:Me** · 18th October 2011, 21:51

Here are a few snaps I got over the weekend. Paid far too much money for 'VIP' tickets and have to say I was kind of unimpressed with what I got for the money. Next year I'm watching it as a normal pleb with my other friends.

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**Brian d marge** · 19th October 2011, 00:24

Its one of the better circuits is Phillip, Motegi a bit too remote for me ,

the best place , and I really do mean this , has to be the corner by the pub in Pearoa , oh and parliament square cos the beer aint haft bad .....

Those photos are good , thought about flogging em off to eurosport ,,,?

Stephen

**grantnz** · 19th October 2011, 02:22

Originally Posted by RobGassit

Nice pics by the way. Well done. How about next time you photoshop out jabba the hutt and include a few pissed ozzy sheilas with their tits out for the boys. You have some responsibilities to the poor bastards who didn't get there this year you know.

Didn't see any...

**grantnz** · 19th October 2011, 02:37

Originally Posted by RobGassit

Nice pics by the way. Well done. How about next time you photoshop out jabba the hutt and include a few pissed ozzy sheilas with their tits out for the boys. You have some responsibilities to the poor bastards who didn't get there this year you know.

These guys were trying to lure the ladies. For bait they were using a 12" dildo and landing it just in front of their prey then slowly winding it in as they walked. Didn't get any nibbles that I saw. Maybe 2 hooks might have improved the odds of a strike...

**gixerracer** · 19th October 2011, 08:29

Originally Posted by Brian d'marge

Its one of the better circuits is Phillip, Motegi a bit too remote for me ,

the best place , and I really do mean this , has to be the corner by the pub in Pearoa , oh and parliament square cos the beer aint haft bad .....

Those photos are good , thought about flogging em off to eurosport ,,,?

Stephen

Which corner and which pub at Paeroa Turn 1 or the hairpin? I have crashed at them both haha

**R6_kid:Me** · 19th October 2011, 09:24

Originally Posted by Brian d'marge

Those photos are good , thought about flogging em off to eurosport ,,,?

Stephen

You talking to me? Thought about it, but by the time I'd sorted them out I figured they would have had their fill already. Reckon you'd get any coin out of it?

**codgyoleracer** · 21st October 2011, 07:55

Originally Posted by grantnz

Jorge has lost something. the case for fingerless gloves... Crashed right in front of us. Was a bit sad to see the end of the 2011 MotoGp end this way... no more 125's, no more 800's, no more Caparossi, Rossi crashing again, he is giving Ducati a bad name so that I now can't ride my Duc through town and now have to take the back roads. Poor seagull is going to have to try and shit a bone and will have probably died trying by now. George was trying to flick the chick who looked like Sharon on Kath and Kim...

I can concure the seagull thing, 1st they stole our chips then i saw a real fat one whip down & peck something out of Hoorhays gloves.

**codgyoleracer** · 21st October 2011, 07:56

Originally Posted by grantnz

These guys were trying to lure the ladies. For bait they were using a 12" dildo and landing it just in front of their prey then slowly winding it in as they walked. Didn't get any nibbles that I saw. Maybe 2 hooks might have improved the odds of a strike...

Go on Grant i knew you were tempted........... Thank god we had seperate rooms... :-)