To the raving poolick on the red Ninja 250 with the noisy pipe

**flyingcrocodile46** · 23rd October 2011, 09:22

Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback

This is the first thread like this I've ever started.

You have long, well curly hair.

You love attention.

A spastic jellyfish has better skills than you.

Keep riding in built up areas like you are now, and you're gonna die.

Please make sure you don't take any innocent bystanders with you when you do.

How cute. I haven't seen anyone express a crush to get attention this way since primary school.

Best of luck dude, You are very brave

For your sake I hope your ploy works and that you and your "poolick" will be happy together

**Usarka** · 23rd October 2011, 09:23

Burn him!!!

**Bonez** · 23rd October 2011, 09:57

For a fleeting moment I thought I cared. Nope, no I don't. Go for a ride I'm sure you will feel better.

**Crasherfromwayback** · 23rd October 2011, 09:58

Originally Posted by flyingcrocodile46

For your sake I hope your ploy works and that you and your "poolick" will be happy together

No need to get jealous. I saw him first.

**ducatilover** · 23rd October 2011, 11:08

I bet the fuckin' faggot didn't even wave.

That's why you're mad isn't it?

Did he have a nice bum?

**Brayden** · 23rd October 2011, 11:21

I nodded to this guy once as he pulled up beside me, he just looked back in front and started revving the ship out of his shitty ninja. It's pretty loud I think he just took the baffles out his stock exhaust. (You rich cunts realize Ninja 250r's are slow as fuck? Get some fucking brains do some minimal research and buy a goddamn cbr250rr for half the price. If your gunna be a try hard racer do it on a bike that is actually reasonably quick

YOU GUYS HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY!!) Anyway i smoked him on my old as fuck Spada from the lights, he was super mad, then I beat him at the next set as well. He just rode through the third red light

I think he goes to vic uni seen him zipping up Kelburn Parade a few times.

Disclaimer: I sometimes ride like a try hard racer also.

**flyingcrocodile46** · 23rd October 2011, 11:34

Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback

No need to get jealous. I saw him first.

Go hard dude. Get him while the trail is fresh

Originally Posted by Brayden

I think he goes to vic uni seen him zipping up Kelburn Parade a few times.

Another stalker is born

**scumdog** · 23rd October 2011, 13:37

Originally Posted by Pussy

Thing is, Drew, that perception carries a lot of weight.
Doesn't matter how good we as a small minority (motorcyclists) think we are, if our act isn't cleaned up, we'll pay a big price.
It's happening...

Yep, nobody wver says "hey look at all those motorcyclists riding sensibly and wearing protective gear'

More commonly it's "look at that fuckwit hooning around at speed, undertaking cars - and wearing jandals and a T-short - what the hell's wrong with these guys".

**Pussy** · 23rd October 2011, 13:42

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

Maybe there's a feline thing going on...he is friends with katman after all...

His sister is quite a little hottie!.....

**PrincessBandit** · 23rd October 2011, 15:17

Originally Posted by Pussy

His sister is quite a little hottie!.....

Oh, you mean his other sister...

Hey, did you see I got second best improved time at the gymkhana the other weekend?? On his little NH80! I even made the banner of the gymkhana website on it!!! ooops, might have to infract myself for taking thread off topic.

**Pussy** · 23rd October 2011, 15:40

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

Oh, you mean his other sister...

No! You!
Hey, did you see I got second best improved time at the gymkhana the other weekend?? On his little NH80! I even made the banner of the gymkhana website on it!!! ooops, might have to infract myself for taking thread off topic.

Yep, I did see that!
Good stuff!

**Madness** · 23rd October 2011, 15:43

Originally Posted by scumdog

More commonly it's "look at that fuckwit hooning around at speed, undertaking cars - and wearing jandals and a T-short - what the hell's wrong with these guys".

And Jandals are just so 2009!

**Swoop** · 23rd October 2011, 18:12

Originally Posted by Pussy

When any motorcyclist rides like a twat on the road, we all inevitably end up being tarred with the same brush, in general perception, as the above mentioned Ninja pilot.
That's why Katman is my friend.
He is trying to stop it.

Therein lies a trip to the lunatic asylum.
How, prey tell, is Steve going to influence the average youth who's licence has yet to have the ink dry on it, their testosterone levels still off the scale or the actions of any other person at a point in time?
Many have tried and many have failed. Mr Darwin uses this method with a healthy dose of Gene-O-Clean on a regular basis.
Modifying the behaviour of an individual will require more than bleating on the interdweeb, but he is certainly attracting more negative attention for us all through his actions.

**DR650gary** · 23rd October 2011, 18:22

To be perfectly honest, I really don't give a shit how others ride and I certainly don't give a shit what others think about my riding.

I also don't give a shit what other people think about motorcycles or those who ride them. Whether some dumbass on a Ninja or a nanny rider make any impact on the general public I very much doubt.

I ride for the benefit and safety of myself and those with me. I temper my riding to the conditions of the road, my bike, the others riding with me and generally the law. I said generally

It is not my place to preach to others and I certainly will pay little regard to those who choose to preach to me.

I ride with consideration of all other motorists around me, but it is my ride so my needs and wishes do come first.

Perhaps if all motorists remembered the old saying

"your right to swing your arms ends where my nose begins".

That means have your fun but don't impinge on mine.

Just my thoughts.....before beer

Go the Blacks