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    Now that's what I call a Porta-loo....
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    Quote Originally Posted by been_there View Post
    Now that's what I call a Porta-loo....
    You'd never have to dive off into the bushes for a shit wouldya?
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    Well the idea might have promise, but I can see a pretty spectacular flaw.... there's no bog roll! I guess if you were riding in the rain, you could turn around, and grab your ankles for a variable velocity bidet.
    "A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer" - Tad Ghostal

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    Waiting at the lights, I wonder what would be louder the bikes pipes or your own?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    Well the idea might have promise, but I can see a pretty spectacular flaw.... there's no bog roll! I guess if you were riding in the rain, you could turn around, and grab your ankles for a variable velocity bidet.
    And pray for no hail!
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    If you ride ATGATT and in a one piece, surly you would have to stand up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Latte View Post
    And pray for no hail!
    hail would be nothing compared to bird-strike
    "A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer" - Tad Ghostal

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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    hail would be nothing compared to bird-strike
    Oh, the mental picture
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    what a crap idea.

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    No need to worry about splincter tightening moments on this
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5150 View Post
    Oh, the mental picture
    No need of that missing bog role then... a feathery butt plug...
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    Looks like the thread started with a bang, then had a small interlude and now has started up again, must have been curry night yesterday then?
    "A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer" - Tad Ghostal

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    So I guess if you come in too hot into a slow corner and you shit your self, it won't matter.....
    I've spent my money on bikes, booze and babes. The rest I've wasted....

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    Quote Originally Posted by willytheekid View Post
    FFS...crazy bloody japs
    Don't think it was built for just japs, more aimed at the whole of the faeces
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    Dumping the clutch could get messy!
    Plus there's an extra rim to be cleaned.
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