I need a free headstock bike stand? Anyone have one they want to give me for free....

**Biggles08** · 28th November 2011, 18:55

Basically...I don't want to pay for anything so I thought I would ask if anyone has a bike stand they can give me for free....in case you didn't understand me properly, I get everything for free and its only because of threads on KB and that I'm so lucky to have everything given to me because I'm a freeloader.

**CHOPPA** · 28th November 2011, 19:03

Now you sound like Craig! I have one you can borrow...

**Kickaha** · 28th November 2011, 19:15

Originally Posted by Biggles08

I'm so lucky to have everything given to me because I'm a freeloader.

I thought you earned it by pimping your arse out to russian trawler men (that's what Morris told me)

**Biggles08** · 28th November 2011, 19:23

Originally Posted by CHOPPA

Now you sound like Craig! I have one you can borrow...

At least I don't ride...sorry...crash like him.

**Foxzee** · 28th November 2011, 19:24

Originally Posted by Kickaha

I thought you earned it by pimping your arse out to russian trawler men (that's what Morris told me)

If that is the case he's had enough head...no wonder he's looking for a stand.....I personally recommend a hammock give the prostrate a break before free styling again!

**gixerracer** · 28th November 2011, 19:26

Originally Posted by Biggles08

At least I don't ride...sorry...crash like him.

You dont go fast enough to crash like him, and your not cool enough to get loads and loads of free shit like he does

**Foxzee** · 28th November 2011, 19:32

Originally Posted by gixerracer

You dont go fast enough to crash like him, and your not cool enough to get loads and loads of free shit like he does

gixer he farkin motors in fast forward...my money is on him!

**Latte** · 28th November 2011, 19:42

YOu can have mine, but it's holding my bike up at the moment, so you may as well have that too. It's all stuck in the garage behind my hotrod, so you better take those too. Consent might be a bit expensive to do the removal, so I'll just throw in the house and land.

**Foxzee** · 28th November 2011, 19:52

Originally Posted by Latte

YOu can have mine, but it's holding my bike up at the moment, so you may as well have that too. It's all stuck in the garage behind my hotrod, so you better take those too. Consent might be a bit expensive to do the removal, so I'll just throw in the house and land.

YOu...should be read as You, it's to, and hotrod is Hotrod and should read as my House and Land...probably better worded as Dwelling!

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**Shaun** · 28th November 2011, 19:59

I knew you were smarter than the other post

**Shaun** · 28th November 2011, 20:00

Originally Posted by Latte

YOu can have mine, but it's holding my bike up at the moment, so you may as well have that too. It's all stuck in the garage behind my hotrod, so you better take those too. Consent might be a bit expensive to do the removal, so I'll just throw in the house and land.

could I have ya land Please Fuk Him

**Latte** · 28th November 2011, 20:03

Originally Posted by Foxzee

YOu...should be read as You, it's to, and hotrod is Hotrod and should read as my House and Land...probably better worded as Dwelling!

I'll give you YOu, but the rest is utter bollocks, big hairy ones. If you're summoning the BDO... then you best get it right.

It's "too" (as in 'as well').

Hotrod isn't a proper noun, so shouldn't be capatalised mid sentence. The same way you wouldn't capitalise car, bike, or big hairy bollocks.

And should and should... I won't even bother

All the above is probably wrong, just needed an excuse to write bollocks twice.