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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneY View Post
    Yeah the state of the P Track is getting abysmal too.
    Yeah? I was over that way last weekend, didn't notice it was much worse than usual.

    I was wearing the dirt helmet...
    Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Might be fun if we knew what some of the others on KB do for a job..... - we may be able to give them 'expert' assistance to do it properly...
    I own a motorcycle business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikaholic View Post
    mmmm that dam '(d)', I guess i'll have to jump over the river.
    Dude! Go ride your dirt bike! This hasn't been a problem since the council traffic dept gave up chasing us on DT250s.
    Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ocean1 View Post
    Dude! Go ride your dirt bike! This hasn't been a problem since the council traffic dept gave up chasing us on DT250s.
    Was making my way back to base at the end of a Highway Patrol shift a few weeks back. (Only did a few weeks on HP before heading back to my city section.) I was taking a back road, basically coz I was trying to finish on time.

    Lo and behold, I came across a dude who had just had a day out trail riding. Bike was no reg, WoF, all that. Full on off roader. The guy had all the body armour etc, matching set of stuff, helmet etc. I thought I'd stop him for a chat about the wisdom of riding an off roader on the road, and sure enough, off he goes. Dukes of Hazzard style.

    I was in a cage, and with the bells and whistles on, commenced the standard high speed follow. Don't know why we call them a pursuit, basically they are a follow until something happens. Followed the policy to the letter, called it in etc. Guy rode like a nutter, the bike was great on the gravel I'm sure, but wasn't a road bike at all. Anyways, he eventually thought about it, coz he scarpered down a riverbank where the Popo-mobile couldn't go, and that as that. Pleased that he evetually thought about it, anyway. His lucky day, no lines of enquiry.

    Did take me back to the bad old days when I started, chasing DT250s around Auckland City on an R80RT. About a fair match in those days. Caught a few, a few got away, that as the game.

    Ah well, still, the good days weren't always that good. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.


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    Quote Originally Posted by rastuscat View Post
    Did take me back to the bad old days when I started, chasing DT250s around Auckland City on an R80RT.
    No. The cops had the DT250s. And nostelgia or not them were fun days.

    Being pinged in the 50 yards between the padock where I practiced on my KT250 and my driveway wasn't so much fun.
    Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon

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    I thought they were only 125's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rastuscat View Post
    Okay.

    Bestiality............is it really that bad? If the goat consents and is over 16, who's the victim?

    Noooooooooooooo.....................surely I didn't ask that................
    Mmmmm, having had a preview of your new book, I note this comment on taking sheep to the edge of a cliff...not much of a motorcycling focus is it? Or maybe as a north islander I'm misinterpreting .

    PS. Your agent mentioned you're lagging behind...too much time on Kiwibiker perhaps

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    Quote Originally Posted by caspernz View Post
    Mmmmm, having had a preview of your new book, I note this comment on taking sheep to the edge of a cliff...not much of a motorcycling focus is it? Or maybe as a north islander I'm misinterpreting .

    PS. Your agent mentioned you're lagging behind...too much time on Kiwibiker perhaps
    I wish I could spel proper so I could rite a book. Not me, my frend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rastuscat View Post
    I wish I could spel proper so I could rite a book. Not me, my frend.
    Better check your own grammar a post or two back before picking at others spelling....either that or your "w" key is poked

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    Quote Originally Posted by rastuscat View Post
    I wish I could spel proper so I could rite a book. Not me, my frend.
    Nah it's nae a problem, dats why da publishers have editing/spelling/grammar drones on slave wages...

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    Just finishing late shift.

    Stopped 2 bikers during the shift, both at checkpoints. We were viewing all car drivers licences, so I asked for the riders licences as well.

    One, on a Suzuki Intruder, had a learners cage licence. Doh !! Forbidden from riding until he got a licence.

    The other, on a GN125, had an expired car and bike licence. Forbidden from driving until he gets a licence.

    Two bikes, two strikes. And people wonder why bikers get stopped for random checks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rastuscat View Post
    Just finishing late shift.

    Stopped 2 bikers during the shift, both at checkpoints. We were viewing all car drivers licences, so I asked for the riders licences as well.

    One, on a Suzuki Intruder, had a learners cage licence. Doh !! Forbidden from riding until he got a licence.

    The other, on a GN125, had an expired car and bike licence. Forbidden from driving until he gets a licence.

    Two bikes, two strikes. And people wonder why bikers get stopped for random checks.
    pffft noobs, everyone knows if ya got no licence you do a runner
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve View Post
    pffft noobs, everyone knows if ya got no licence you do a runner
    On an Intruder or a GN125 ... ???
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    On an Intruder or a GN125 ... ???
    Helps if you have a box of donuts to drop

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    It isn't a quota it is a "performance target"
    ... a KPI by any other name .... etc (with apologies to the Bard)
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    Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac

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