Valentine's Day

**mashman** · 12th February 2012, 12:31

Originally Posted by Red39

1. Call in sick.
2. Stop supporting shit teams ya scouser.
3. Lock kids in cellar
4. Don't go to shops. Will depress you further. Full of wankers buying love heart shaped helium balloons and stuffed animals.
5. Take that shower. Lol. Lots of soap remember

1. I'm a contractor on a job with very tight deadlines and I like to get the job done to those deadlines. (plus I wasn't working for 6 weeks and need to earn some money)
2. And your excuse for supporting such a fantastic squad of one hit wonders?
3. Don't got one and enjoy their company too much.
4. Bullet dodged.
5. Will do.

**MIXONE** · 12th February 2012, 12:34

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

Nah, just give your bf a mean blowie.

I thought you would buy your hand a ring...

**Red39** · 12th February 2012, 12:56

Originally Posted by mashman

2. And your excuse for supporting such a fantastic squad of one hit wonders?

I really hope you're not trying to malign my fantastic hibees. Will be forced to track you down and..........and green was my favourite colour. Lol

**mashman** · 12th February 2012, 13:02

Originally Posted by Red39

I really hope you're not trying to malign my fantastic hibees. Will be forced to track you down and..........and green was my favourite colour. Lol

Now would I do that

... Track me doon if ya like, but I have a lassie of my own that will defend my honour as she has been converted from blue nose to true red (granted the conversion was seeing Stevie G's legs, but a convert is a convert

)

**Red39** · 12th February 2012, 13:13

Originally Posted by mashman

Now would I do that

... Track me doon if ya like, but I have a lassie of my own that will defend my honour as she has been converted from blue nose to true red (granted the conversion was seeing Stevie G's legs, but a convert is a convert

)

And you need all the converts you can get.

Would take a true red over a blue nose any day

**DMNTD:Me** · 12th February 2012, 13:19

Valentine's Day.....secretly men feel left out,there's no special holiday doe ladies to show their appreciation to the Man in their life.
So March 14th is now officially "steak,blowjob and shut the fuck up day".
Simply, effective and self explanatory. No cards, no flowers, no fancy meal.
Just a steak, a blowjob and shut the fuck up for the rest of the day!

**Red39** · 12th February 2012, 13:27

Originally Posted by DMNTD

Valentine's Day.....secretly men feel left out,there's no special holiday doe ladies to show their appreciation to the Man in their life.
So March 14th is now officially "steak,blowjob and shut the fuck up day".
Simply, effective and self explanatory. No cards, no flowers, no fancy meal.
Just a steak, a blowjob and shut the fuck up for the rest of the day!

Do men have the monopoly on this? Sounds like my dream date

**DMNTD:Me** · 12th February 2012, 13:28

Originally Posted by Red39

Do men have the monopoly on this? Sounds like my dream date

Nope....and it's truly only reserved for days ending in "Y"

**GingerMidget** · 12th February 2012, 14:46

I don't want flowers and chocolate. I want boot and gloves. I'd settle for just the gloves though

**Red39** · 12th February 2012, 15:04

Originally Posted by GingerMidget

I don't want flowers and chocolate. I want boot and gloves. I'd settle for just the gloves though

And knee pads and goggles for me. It's a messy business - riding.

**GingerMidget** · 12th February 2012, 15:28

Indeed it is. I just cleaned my face and neck after the trip to and from Otaki, ewwww. I went from looking quite brown, back to freckly and white again.

**Taz** · 12th February 2012, 18:48

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

Nah, just give your bf a mean blowie.

I like this one Red

....

**Oakie** · 12th February 2012, 18:57

Today we spent $1450 on a treadmill. We've decided it will be our Valentines, her Birthday, our anniversary and my birthday present. Don't have to worry about anything until Xmas now. Yee-freakin'-hah!