Valentine's Day

**Red39** · 13th February 2012, 09:39

Originally Posted by DMNTD

I said cat, not dog

Miaow - will pop another can of tuna in the post to you today

**SMOKEU** · 13th February 2012, 09:54

If the cats tongue is too rough you could always play "little boy, catholic priest".

**Mental Trousers** · 13th February 2012, 10:05

My wife has told me a number of times over the years that if I ever do anything for Valentines Day she'll divorce me. She can't see how spending ridiculous amounts of cash relates to how much you love someone. Unless it's because you're trying to assuage the feeling guilty because you're having an affair.

So to her spending ridiculous amounts of money on her equates to having an affair.

My wife rocks

**Red39** · 13th February 2012, 13:09

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

If the cats tongue is too rough you could always play "little boy, catholic priest".

Where's the fun in that? It would deprive him if his nightly ritual of slathering his knob in a tuna mayo concoction, standing on his doorstep shouting "come get it puss puss".

**mashman** · 13th February 2012, 16:50

Originally Posted by Red39

Where's the fun in that? It would deprive him if his nightly ritual of slathering his knob in a tuna mayo concoction, standing on his doorstep shouting "come get it puss puss".

You fill yer vag with mayo?

**Red39** · 13th February 2012, 16:58

Originally Posted by mashman

You fill yer vag with mayo?

You're a rude boy Mashman - you deserve to be soundly whipped for that comment. That you opening up that pandora's box again ??

**mashman** · 13th February 2012, 17:02

Originally Posted by Red39

You're a rude boy Mashman - you deserve to be soundly whipped for that comment. That you opening up that pandora's box again ??

heh heh... no whippin me massa, iza good boy massa... which reminds me, I'll have to remember to get a card tomorrow

**rachprice** · 13th February 2012, 17:05

Good excuse for me to buy stupidly expensive champagne 'for pete', yes for him....

**hellokitty** · 13th February 2012, 18:33

Originally Posted by Mental Trousers

My wife has told me a number of times over the years that if I ever do anything for Valentines Day she'll divorce me. She can't see how spending ridiculous amounts of cash relates to how much you love someone. Unless it's because you're trying to assuage the feeling guilty because you're having an affair.

So to her spending ridiculous amounts of money on her equates to having an affair.

My wife rocks

I think it is better to have a loving man all year round than someone that spends a lot of money on one day.... I would rather feel loved than have money spent on me.
Of course if he wanted to buy me a V-Rod, I wouldn't say no...

**GingerMidget** · 13th February 2012, 18:54

I just prefer my pet to cook me breakfast when I'm hungover. Though I wouldn't say no to a decent dinner after boxing tomorrow night. Cos face it, I'm gonna be pissed if he ignores it!

**hellokitty** · 13th February 2012, 19:10

Originally Posted by GingerMidget

I just prefer my pet to cook me breakfast when I'm hungover. Though I wouldn't say no to a decent dinner after boxing tomorrow night. Cos face it, I'm gonna be pissed if he ignores it!

ooooooooh don't mess with the redhead!

especially a small one!
Small but fiesty!