Wants dating advice from strangers on the internet

**Scuba_Steve** · 6th March 2012, 09:49

Well as the title suggests this is all about interweb strangers spreading their dating advice, hopefully for the greater good. This advice is not for me so advice for chicks, advice for guys it's all welcome here...

Come on bikers, lets spread that dating advice & help get some of our single members into happy relationships & maybee even keep some in them.

**pzkpfw** · 6th March 2012, 10:16

When meeting a woman (job interview, first date, ...), stare at her tits the whole time.

Women like to be noticed and appreciated.

**oneofsix** · 6th March 2012, 10:24

Don't be the first one to get drunk

**placidfemme** · 6th March 2012, 10:26

Originally Posted by pzkpfw

When meeting a woman (job interview, first date, ...), stare at her tits the whole time.

Women like to be noticed and appreciated.

We also like it if you dribble

**oneofsix** · 6th March 2012, 10:29

Originally Posted by placidfemme

We also like it if you dribble

is that after visiting the mens? or do you mean

?

**slofox** · 6th March 2012, 10:29

Originally Posted by placidfemme

We also like it if you dribble

Ermmm...dribble from er... where?

**nodrog:Me** · 6th March 2012, 10:30

Take her to the transfer station and flop your rancid meat out.

**Scuba_Steve** · 6th March 2012, 10:35

I was expecting a couple of pages before we got to the "good" advice... oh well it was always going to end like this, so have at it

**placidfemme** · 6th March 2012, 10:36

dribble from where-ever you like, as long as you dribble

**nodrog:Me** · 6th March 2012, 10:37

I was being serious.

**hayd3n** · 6th March 2012, 10:42

if its gots tits or wheels its gonna cost ya money

**mashman** · 6th March 2012, 10:42

Originally Posted by placidfemme

dribble from where-ever you like, as long as you dribble

Is it bad form to say that we're dribbling, ya know, down there? or are light trousers with dark damp patch enough to give the game away?

**george formby** · 6th March 2012, 10:48

Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve

I was expecting a couple of pages before we got to the "good" advice... oh well it was always going to end like this, so have at it

Damn, I can resist everything except temptation.

Tell the truth, don't take it too seriously, your unlikely to find your / a soul mate in cyberspace but it is fun & a good way to get your back wheels wet. Always remember that after a week or three of flirting & driveling on the net you may end up meeting that person so you have to be who you say you are.

It is a great way to make friends & have fun dating if you have limited opportunity to meet new people.

Oh, dick photos don't seem to work, most online single women have bigger dildos.....

**Scuba_Steve** · 6th March 2012, 11:07

Originally Posted by george formby

Tell the truth, don't take it too seriously, your unlikely to find your / a soul mate in cyberspace

don't worry like I said the advise isn't for me, not even "for a mate". It was more started just out of interest to see interwebs strangers dating advice & because I expected by the end it would turn into a great laugh (that just happened sooner than expected) I guess now we just see who has the "best" dating advise

Tho I see we do have serious dating advice from nodrog if anyone's ever looking for a date up 'towel wronger' ways & hayd3n had some solid advise too, tho I'd extend that to "if it's got tits, wheels or a gfx card it's gonna cost ya money"