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    Wants dating advice from strangers on the internet

    Well as the title suggests this is all about interweb strangers spreading their dating advice, hopefully for the greater good. This advice is not for me so advice for chicks, advice for guys it's all welcome here...

    Come on bikers, lets spread that dating advice & help get some of our single members into happy relationships & maybee even keep some in them.
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    When meeting a woman (job interview, first date, ...), stare at her tits the whole time.

    Women like to be noticed and appreciated.
    Measure once, cut twice. Practice makes perfect.

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    Don't be the first one to get drunk

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    Quote Originally Posted by pzkpfw View Post
    When meeting a woman (job interview, first date, ...), stare at her tits the whole time.

    Women like to be noticed and appreciated.
    We also like it if you dribble
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    We also like it if you dribble
    is that after visiting the mens? or do you mean ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    We also like it if you dribble
    Ermmm...dribble from er... where?
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    Take her to the transfer station and flop your rancid meat out.

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    I was expecting a couple of pages before we got to the "good" advice... oh well it was always going to end like this, so have at it
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    dribble from where-ever you like, as long as you dribble
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    I was being serious.

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    if its gots tits or wheels its gonna cost ya money

    plastic fabricator/welder here if you need a hand ! will work for beer/bourbon/booze

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    dribble from where-ever you like, as long as you dribble
    Is it bad form to say that we're dribbling, ya know, down there? or are light trousers with dark damp patch enough to give the game away?
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve View Post
    I was expecting a couple of pages before we got to the "good" advice... oh well it was always going to end like this, so have at it
    Damn, I can resist everything except temptation.

    Tell the truth, don't take it too seriously, your unlikely to find your / a soul mate in cyberspace but it is fun & a good way to get your back wheels wet. Always remember that after a week or three of flirting & driveling on the net you may end up meeting that person so you have to be who you say you are.

    It is a great way to make friends & have fun dating if you have limited opportunity to meet new people.

    Oh, dick photos don't seem to work, most online single women have bigger dildos.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by george formby View Post
    Tell the truth, don't take it too seriously, your unlikely to find your / a soul mate in cyberspace
    don't worry like I said the advise isn't for me, not even "for a mate". It was more started just out of interest to see interwebs strangers dating advice & because I expected by the end it would turn into a great laugh (that just happened sooner than expected) I guess now we just see who has the "best" dating advise


    Tho I see we do have serious dating advice from nodrog if anyone's ever looking for a date up 'towel wronger' ways & hayd3n had some solid advise too, tho I'd extend that to "if it's got tits, wheels or a gfx card it's gonna cost ya money"
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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    We also like it if you dribble
    Whilst putting your hands in you pockets.
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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