Wants dating advice from strangers on the internet

[george formby]

Whilst putting your hands in you pockets.

Web cams can get you into a world of trouble........... Particularly when they are streamed live to a gay porn site......

[Paul in NZ]

On line dating can go horribly wrong....

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/5068...s-Aires-prison

[george formby]

On line dating can go horribly wrong....

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/5068...s-Aires-prison

FFS. If you can't meet them somewhere for a coffee with a motel nearby don't get involved.

[Stirts]

Take her to the transfer station and flop your rancid meat out.

She sounds like a keeper.

Tho I see we do have serious dating advice from nodrog if anyone's ever looking for a date up 'towel wronger' ways & hayd3n had some solid advise too, tho I'd extend that to "if it's got tits, wheels or a gfx card it's gonna cost ya money"

There is evidence that Nodrogs "advice" actually works

[GingerMidget]

Hahaha I can't believe you actually did it. I don't need dating advice, I know my type has been asshole, or commitment phobe, for like ever.

Or wants kids and marraige and all that shit, and I'm like 'run the other way'

So, after weeks of being fascinated by someone, I sent him an email at work asking him to call me. He figured out what was going on, called, and long story short, were going out some time next week. He missed out on the cupcake delivery, so I may have to suss some extras out and deliver them tomorrow.

The way to a mans interest really is through his stomach.

[placidfemme]

Hahaha I can't believe you actually did it. I don't need dating advice, I know my type has been asshole, or commitment phobe, for like ever.

Or wants kids and marraige and all that shit, and I'm like 'run the other way'

So, after weeks of being fascinated by someone, I sent him an email at work asking him to call me. He figured out what was going on, called, and long story short, were going out some time next week. He missed out on the cupcake delivery, so I may have to suss some extras out and deliver them tomorrow.

The way to a mans interest really is through his stomach.

does he know you are a ginger midget?

[GingerMidget]

Yes.

He's also seen an extraordinary amount of leg when I was having a perve at an R1 recently and he was there. Long story.

I don't want to give away too much. One person at work knows who it is, and no doubt I'll get given absolute arseholes tomorrow.

I did however get off the phone and grin like an idiot. Hahaha

[george formby]

Yes.

I'll get given absolute arseholes tomorrow.

I did however get off the phone and grin like an idiot. Hahaha

Sounds a bit OTT for a first date but whatever floats your boat.

[EJK]

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[GingerMidget]

Sounds a bit OTT for a first date but whatever floats your boat.

Where did I mention where and what it will be?

[Madness]

Always remember that after a week or three of flirting & driveling on the net you may end up meeting that person so you have to be who you say you are.

Fuck that. Anything short of being raped on the floor of a solo-mum's living room within the first 3 days of online banter is simply a waste of bandwidth. The crazy ones are great fun but do not become emotionally attached.

I should also state that this was my experience in a former life, before I met Mrs Madness

Oh, FP - Good for you chick!

[Crasherfromwayback]

The way to a mans interest really is through his stomach.

Sure is. Get him to eat you.

[scissorhands]

Dont try dating techniques, just get fit, healthy and happy, and primordial urges, pheromones and endorphins take over as they do.

Your not supposed to mate if your unfit to, nature organises it so the weak miss out

A healthy and happy girl with a good body a kinda attractive to me, as I guess I would be to her. Shame she just cant love me for my mind....

[sinfull]

Fuck the interweb, just go to a pub/club get drunk grab a few women by the snatch close to closing* and (ok so it's a numbers game, some of you might have to grab lots of snatch) when ya cop a slap ya struck out (but not always), as i say it's a numbers game


*why waste money doing it early in the evening (unless your one of those who need to play the numbers game to any extent)

[GingerMidget]

Sure is. Get him to eat you.

Thats disturbingly like a conversation I just had with my best friends mum.

I must get off the internet and go to the gym. He won't like me if I keep eating cupcakes, don't go to the gym and become a lard arse.