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    Quote Originally Posted by Newbi View Post
    Hahaha, What will? His big boy penis??
    Its my understanding you only get one.
    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    but once again you proved me wrong.
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    I was hit by one such driver while remaining in the view of their mirror.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzspokes View Post
    Its my understanding you only get one.
    Yes, I know that, but like every other part of ya body it doesn't get full .... oh fuck it you know what I mean lol

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    You screwed the pooch on that one... hah get it ahhh....

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrentNz View Post
    I cant grow enough hair to hide MYthing
    even one hair should hide it

    failing that you could pluck it or shave it off.
    I have evolved as a KB member.Now nothing I say should be taken seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mossy1200 View Post
    even one hair should hide it

    failing that you could pluck it or shave it off.
    Try not to get a semi chubb thinking about it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Newbi View Post
    Yes, I know that, but like every other part of ya body it doesn't get full .... oh fuck it you know what I mean lol
    But does size really matter?
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    but once again you proved me wrong.
    Quote Originally Posted by cassina View Post
    I was hit by one such driver while remaining in the view of their mirror.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzspokes View Post
    But does size really matter?
    Yes, yes it does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzspokes View Post
    But does size really matter?
    But it's also paramount that you know how to use it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Newbi View Post
    But it's also paramount that you know how to use it.
    And how many times in a night you can use it....
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    but once again you proved me wrong.
    Quote Originally Posted by cassina View Post
    I was hit by one such driver while remaining in the view of their mirror.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Newbi View Post
    Yes, yes it does.
    An old Chinese proverb - Never use a cannon, when a fly swat will do!!!

    If men have to resort to using only their cocks to please a woman then they are doing it wrong

    After all our mouths are not only for the consumption of food...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rustic101 View Post
    If men have to resort to using only their cocks to please a woman then they are doing it wrong

    After all our mouths are not only for the consumption of food...
    Women have seen the amount of shit that can come out of them ... I can understand their reluctance to trial many different uses ...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rustic101 View Post
    An old Chinese proverb - Never use a cannon, when a fly swat will do!!!

    If men have to resort to using only their cocks to please a woman then they are doing it wrong

    After all our mouths are not only for the consumption of food...
    Hahaha, Amen to that

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    Quote Originally Posted by rustic101 View Post
    An old Chinese proverb - Never use a cannon, when a fly swat will do!!!

    If men have to resort to using only their cocks to please a woman then they are doing it wrong

    After all our mouths are not only for the consumption of food...

    If she already thinks your an idiot why open your mouth and confirm it?
    I have evolved as a KB member.Now nothing I say should be taken seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Newbi View Post
    Why is it ok for you blokes to be all Neanderthal and yet we have to be plucked, waxed, and trimmed to the max. ?
    I guess for the same reason that ladies spend ages getting all dressed up and doing makeup, hair, nails and the guys just wear the jeans they've been wearing all week, a t-shirt that looks like they cleaned the car or bike with and some worn out skater shoes.....at least thats the way it appears to me when I see the young ones around the city.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Newbi View Post
    ..........and yet we have to be plucked, waxed, and trimmed to the max. ?
    Says who? As long as you have a nice smooth landing strip (a Hamiltonian?) I couldn't care less about your legs or your armpits.

    A moustache is a bit off putting though, unless your name is Trent.

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