Are you a metrosexual biker boy?

**TrentNz** · 11th March 2012, 22:10

Hahaha well...

**flyingcrocodile46** · 11th March 2012, 22:41

Originally Posted by nzspokes

Its my understanding you only get one.

I suspect that Trent has had more than one penis

**jazfender** · 12th March 2012, 00:36

Originally Posted by Newbi

Why is it ok for you blokes to be all Neanderthal and yet we have to be plucked, waxed, and trimmed to the max. ?

Because your fucking magazines and TV tell you so. Do what you want.

**Macontour** · 12th March 2012, 05:55

Over quite a few years now I have shaved my legs a few times because there were a bunch of us all getting fit and they looked great, had my back waxed once to see what it felt like, shaved my chest, armpits and stomach to see what it felt and looked like. Chest and stomach drove me mad with the itching as it grew back.

Use Veet or similar on the sit on part cos I think it is a little more hygenic than all hairy and regularly shave the wedding tackle cos I think it looks better smooth.......and bigger!!!!!

Face gets shaved most days and hair is generally a number 1 or 2 cut cos I like it short.

**Newbi** · 12th March 2012, 07:14

Originally Posted by Macontour

Over quite a few years now I have shaved my legs a few times because there were a bunch of us all getting fit and they looked great, had my back waxed once to see what it felt like, shaved my chest, armpits and stomach to see what it felt and looked like. Chest and stomach drove me mad with the itching as it grew back.

Use Veet or similar on the sit on part cos I think it is a little more hygenic than all hairy and regularly shave the wedding tackle cos I think it looks better smooth.......and bigger!!!!!

Face gets shaved most days and hair is generally a number 1 or 2 cut cos I like it short.

Nice work

**mossy1200** · 12th March 2012, 07:17

Originally Posted by Macontour

Over quite a few years now I have shaved my legs a few times because there were a bunch of us all getting fit and they looked great, had my back waxed once to see what it felt like, shaved my chest, armpits and stomach to see what it felt and looked like. Chest and stomach drove me mad with the itching as it grew back.

Use Veet or similar on the sit on part cos I think it is a little more hygenic than all hairy and regularly shave the wedding tackle cos I think it looks better smooth.......and bigger!!!!!

Face gets shaved most days and hair is generally a number 1 or 2 cut cos I like it short.

For sale 900ss .One lady owner. Will trade Honda.

**Newbi** · 12th March 2012, 07:24

Originally Posted by mossy1200

For sale 900ss .One lady owner. Will trade Honda.

Now now!, don't be like that

**willytheekid** · 12th March 2012, 07:37

Originally Posted by Macontour

Over quite a few years now I have shaved my legs a few times because there were a bunch of us all getting fit and they looked great, had my back waxed once to see what it felt like, shaved my chest, armpits and stomach to see what it felt and looked like. Chest and stomach drove me mad with the itching as it grew back.

Use Veet or similar on the sit on part cos I think it is a little more hygenic than all hairy and regularly shave the wedding tackle cos I think it looks better smooth.......and bigger!!!!!

Face gets shaved most days and hair is generally a number 1 or 2 cut cos I like it short.

....the sharing type huh

Originally Posted by mossy1200

For sale 900ss .One lady owner. Will trade Honda.

beautifully put!

(REP well earned)

Originally Posted by Newbi

Now now!, don't be like that

Seriously Newbi...of all the thread topics to pick...

**avgas** · 12th March 2012, 07:43

Originally Posted by Newbi

Waxing, plucking, shaving?? Yes or no??

Depends. What wets you downstairs?

**Newbi** · 12th March 2012, 07:47

Originally Posted by willytheekid

....the sharing type huh

beautifully put!

(REP well earned)

Seriously Newbi...of all the thread topics to pick...

No one said you had to read it or contribute to it

**Taz** · 12th March 2012, 08:01

If I could grow hair I would shave it......

**Rehab** · 12th March 2012, 13:08

Fuck you must get bored up there Jo. Maybe move to an area where the next human isn't 400km away?

Reasons not to shave, wax or pluck:
1. The second two hurt like fuck and you're afraid of pain.
2. You subscribe to the Kiwi bloke theory that to be a real MAN you don't do anything to improve your appearance because your mates or a stranger might call you a homo and you're too insecure to deal with that
3. You genuinely don't give a fuck about your appearance (which is different to saying you don't but secretly other reasons are in play - likely number 2.)
4. You have Alopecia
5. You don't have Alopecia but are genetically blessed in the unwanted hair department.
6. You are in a happy and permanent relationship with a partner who actually likes the fact that your arse feels like stroking a Yak.

Reasons to shave, wax, pluck:
1. You're gay (total assumption on my part, but it seems to make sense)
2. You play rugby (which is the latent form of 1. and the waxing probably attracts more players)
3. You really would like to have sex some time prior to death and you think this might help.
4. You have experienced that awful moment where, right on the vinegar stroke, the young lady's hands move in for the clawed arse-grab and swiftly return to the lower back with a decrease in the level of passion (happened to a mate...)
5. When you wear shorts to a piss-up, drunk girls stroke your legs (happened to the same mate very recently.)

In a serendipitous way there was a segment on morning tv today which, amongst other things, stated that 70% of German men wax both their legs and armpits. According to a mate whose missus is German, most of them sit down to piss too (he commented that it was no wonder they lost two wars if their aim was that shitty - slept on the sofa for a bit...). Can't remember where I was going with that......

And I accused you of being bored...? Fuck