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    * 555

    I *555, straight through to the police comms centre, no pissing around with the 111 operator. Probably the best thing they have come up with since the invention of the traffic ticket

    Idiot drivers can be potted on the spot, bloody magic . All you need is the idiots rego & a brief description of the car & what they have done to piss you off & they are on it.

    Nothing makes you laugh as much as seeing the idiot 10k up the road talking to the disco light brigade
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    *555 got us a pissed driver on SH1 today.

    At 8:10am.
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
    " Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skiwi View Post
    Sure, as long as it doesn't involve me dropping my trousers...
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    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by Skiwi View Post
    WTF is your problem? you've been on my ass since I joined, if I upset you so much fuck off and ignore my posts.. FFS If you think I'm going to step you through every post so you can keep up, you've got another think coming, *plonk*
    Why do low post-count types with 250cc bikes rant so much???
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
    " Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Why do low post-count types with 250cc bikes rant so much???
    Because they always make a random thread to test the waters, to try and fit in/get started with the community without knowing its a really tough crowd. Poor guys.

    Mind you, it is the internet. Where everyone is a badass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    *555 got us a pissed driver on SH1 today.

    At 8:10am.
    Left the pub at 10 last night?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sil3nt View Post
    Left the pub at 10 last night?
    Did we go to Te Rapa Tavern again yesterday?
    I've spent my money on bikes, booze and babes. The rest I've wasted....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Punchy View Post
    ....Mind you, it is the internet. Where everyone is a badass.
    I HAVE BAD ARSE!!!

    Wait!...Ive got that wrong havn't I ....damnit!

    When Life thows me a curve
    ...I lean into it!

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    Good story - would loved to have seen their face - I'd have had to have watched from a discreet distance!

    Hang in there Skiwi, there are some real brave key boardists out there lol
    "If you haven't grown up by the time you turn 50, you don't have to!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by willytheekid View Post
    I HAVE BAD ARSE!!!

    Wait!...Ive got that wrong havn't I ....damnit!
    I thought bad arse was , like, say piles???
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
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    They are not piles, they are judda bars for Honda riders.
    Just another leather clad Tinkerbell.
    The Wanker on the Fucking Harley is going for a ride!

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    *555

    Nice to see that while on my way home for lunch there were already 4 drivers practising the new give way laws..... and forcing their way in front of me while they should have still given way. WAIT TILL FUCKING SUNDAY YER DAMN ARSED MORONS!!!!!!!!!
    I've spent my money on bikes, booze and babes. The rest I've wasted....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flip View Post
    They are not piles, they are judda bars for Honda riders.
    Says the man with the Harley Ferguson
    I've spent my money on bikes, booze and babes. The rest I've wasted....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5150 View Post
    Says the man with the Harley Ferguson
    If he lost the 856 badges, it may lighten the load a tad and he'll get better fuel consumption from that R/King...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    So....you had time to turn around, hunt for a piece of dog shit, while keeping a firm eye on the car that past you, travelling at an estimated 100 kph in the other direction, so you know where it went?...
    The advantage we have in central ... there are plenty of dogs, few coffee shops ... and not many towns/roads. And a trail bike should easily catch a car in road works.
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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